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My day is immediately brightened by any appearance of Michael Higdon. McPake calling him a fat b*****d right at the end of the first half to then get taken to the woodshed for 45 minutes in the second half. Tremendous value.

Graham Alexander's Dossers adopting Total Football. What a week.

Nothing but respect for this lad and has commitment to touring round as many continents as possible.

Since I assume Bevis is still up in Dingwall trying to locate Charles-Cook and that's why he's missing I'm going to give Sol the benefit of the doubt.

I mean it's definitely a more measured approach than the Robinson 12-18 or the Baraclough throw-enough-shit-at-the-wall-and-something-will-stick.

Malcolm Tucker is funny and all but Peter Mannion's delivery is unparalleled.

Aye that 3-0 league cup game was tremendous. We absolutely battered lumps out of Aberdeen that night. However I would like to put on record that I am really fucking bored of our cup draws. It's either Hearts, Aberdeen or Greenock fucking Morton. The only time we got a fun draw was Formartine when we were all stuck in the house.

I missed the original tweet but from that description I know exactly who you're on about.

There was a honking dive from Amaluzor and I swear Tierney was shouting at him to get up. I like the cut of this young man's jib.

Good to see Graham Alexander's juggernaut swatting aside the diddies. Never in doubt.

Unfollowing him on social media because he left us was secondary to my main reason that was his endless patter about NF-fucking-Ts.

With the delay in the stream I think it was 1-1 before any of us had even seen it be 1-0. Watching football on stream is shite at the best of times, but that Morton game was the pits.

You should have loaned him out to Newcastle with an option to buy for an agreed fee like, I don't know, £5 million? That's what an intellectual would do.

We are a weird team under Alexander. When we're good we're really good and batter f**k out teams. When we're bad we are completely awful. Mugabi has been great this season but he had a complete stinker last night. McGinley might be rapid but his mistake for the second goal is honking. Unforgivable to lose the ball there and jog back. Not to apply Luke Watt Syndrome to Jake Carroll but come on to f**k he's got to be worth a go on Sunday. Really looking forward to Morton on Saturday now.

Bought a Series S the other day purely for the game pass. It's a tremendous bit of technology. It's tiny, rapid and I can blast through the Halo & Gears of War series.

I've skelped through 2 bottles of it in the last 6 weeks. It's like the essence of cinema nacho jalapeño and I cannot get enough.

Even as far as Roberts being a known quantity I'm in favour of him staying. I have faith in Grezza's transfer policy from what we've seen so far.

@YassinMoutaouakil seeing us all walk back on Sean Goss one by one. In all seriousness that's a good listen. The league cup was very shite but we emptied Lawless & Crawford out the club and it showed the limitations of folk like Grimshaw. Would agree that it's disappointing to miss out on a cup run but hopefully we take the Scottish seriously.

The major blot in his copy book was the entire league cup debacle in the summer. That aside he's done some job turning us around. Also the fact he's actually going out and taking the game to folk helps now. Not sure I could handle playing ultra defensive football at home every single week.

The highlight of Lottie was when she demanded to be made PM due to her choosing her pals wedding perfume.

To this end, surely the guy with the commercial cleaning company is in with a shout of winning this. With the current climate that's got to be a goer. Unless he's a total dimwit. This is now just trash reality TV and has been since they changed it from being a job to the investment. Although I mind one of the old winners saying the job you got was just a general dogsbody. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21673051

*whispers so as not to attract attention from the coronavirus thread* 500 was always a fucking silly line to draw in the sand. Alexander said it himself that 500 in Fir Park is a very different thing to 500 in Parkhead/Ibrox. Realistically you could space out all the season ticket holders I suppose. I've held off buying a Morton ticket because who knows what's happening. I don't know if I can face watching that particular fixture on a stream again.

Tick Tick...BOOM! - 8/10 A semi-musical film about Jonathan Larson that features a singing Andrew Garfield. Didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did but it's a great film. Venom: Let There Be Carnage - 6.5/10 It's light hearted entertainment that raised a few laughs. It's not the best superhero movie going but it's an hour and a half of fun.

That entire video is fucking window licking mental. Tom Boyd taking part in it is maybe the least surprising thing to happen.