well fan for life

Didn't want him anyway.

Cornelius looks incredibly raw still so I wouldn't mind sending him to get kicked about the championship for a bit and hope he comes back ready to play. Would imagine Johnston will get a loan out as well since we're not giving him a go.

The levels of handsome in our squad have increased tenfold.

Ojala looks like a defender who absolutely loves defending. And honestly I'm sound with that.

So is this the lad belting out ballads up the back then?

He was wandering about at the front of the Main Stand at half time and stopped for a photo with a group of kids near the front.

If we keep being arseholes and seeing out 1-0 wins regularly I will definitely make my peace with Grezza's Murderball.

If we can beat folk and make them really angry about it then I could not be more in favour of it.

Lads I've found Sean Goss' account.

Having rewatched Sportscene I would like to change my comments on Carroll to be that he's utterly fucking brainless and that's another completely fucking stupid red card from him. No chance is that getting overturned. It's a shocker.

I mean we play football that's so bad to watch your eyes might start bleeding at any moment but if we beat everybody 1-0 I'll be sound with it. To pick a couple of people out: Mugabi - Big Bevis looks so unbearably uncomfortable when he needs to carry the ball forward but needs must I guess. Would quite like SOD to be fit again soon. Ojala - Played his best game so far. If anything is within about 30 yards of him in the air he'll win it and he looked a bit better with the ball on the deck. Carroll - From where I was sitting in the Cooper it looked like he fair leapt into the challenge and was completely off the ground. I don't think there was any malice involved and I'll be interested to watch it back. He's incredibly fucking brainless at times for this sort of thing though. Slattery - The best player on the park today for me. Gets his foot on the ball, picks a pass, wins some amount of free kicks and does so while being a complete arsehole. I love him. Woolery - No idea what he was up to today. A collection of awful decisions. Watt - Turned into a goal machine after being dropped for a couple of weeks so whatever Alexander's move was there has worked a charm.

Slattery is a complete p***k in midfield and I love him.

First misplaced pass I see and my head will take leave of my shoulders.

SOD being used to prove we are #massive.

I'll concede that he's already an improvement due to his high xNBRC (Not Being Robbie Crawford).

Oh for f**k sake. @YassinMoutaouakil has abused the power of The Thread™ and now look what's happened.

I'm hoping with the arrival of big Sondre we can release both of them on their quest to Isengard.

I'll set up a load of burner accounts to be Grant Russell Reply Guys suggesting he takes photos involving various curry houses in the ML1 area.

I believe this signing has been formally signed off by The Thread™ so it's all down to the media team to get the photos of this big handsome nutcase sorted out.

Looks like it's the other mob's turn to be slapped into their place by the big dog.

If we sign him I'm going to need sedatives by the middle of September.

Hard pass on Goss, please. Technically decent offset by being a big, massive shitebag.

My reaction to that entire final is:

Looking forward to the Alexander 4d chess move where he plays Donnelly, Maguire & O'Hara all as holding midfielders so there's nobody within 50 yards of Adam.

Reckon we can be confident here now Grimshaw's in a red hot scoring streak.