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Hi Mrs Polworth!

The silence from the club today is deafening.

I felt a bit sorry for wee Al this season. He was essentially being asked to carry the entire midfield at times what with the shit we had in the squad. I reckon he'll flourish in a side that gives him a bit more freedom. O'Hara is alright in a few different positions but doesn't appear to be great in any of them. Maybe a couple of concussions took the wind out his sails.

I'm no emotionally prepared to watch that Campbell video yet.

I've a lot of time for Rooney. An absolute horse of a man. SOD has essentially got the trust of the manager at this point. You probably couldn't put too much (ability wise) between SOD, Richard Tait a couple of years back and Rooney now. Possibly just luck for SOD getting in at that point and fair play to him for holding down his spot.

I'd have had him ahead of Marshall. Penalty save aside Marshall's a bit piss poor imo. Join me again tomorrow for more zinging hot takes.

The Burrows reply guys are something else man.

5 minutes & 43 seconds of the finest content that's ever been produced. Ever. Someone should check in on Sam Foley. He doesn't sound too chuffed.

I missed the cup win by a month what with that whole not being born yet thing I had going on. A small nod on the 30th anniversary is just about passable but I'd rather we just left it the f**k alone now. I'd agree with @crazylegsjoe_mfc in that the white away top a few years back was a colossal minter. Given that we run the entire club I am declaring that this will be the last we hear of it. Anyway. ANNOUNCE GTF LIST.

Sherwin is just a succession of poor decisions on a football pitch. Screamer at Tynecastle aside he's got f**k all else going for him apart from being rapid.

I mean good luck to him but I have genuinely no idea if he's any good.

Personally I was immediately on board when I saw that he talks to his dug like a human. A great guy.

I can offer absolutely no opinion on Scott Fox because he managed 45 minutes of one pre season game before his knee exploded. So good luck with that!

And if Jack Hamilton's in goals then you've won a watch.

I don't think it's being unfair to see Carson moved down the pecking order. He was tremendous when he came in. Some of his saves were outrageous (the 1v1 vs Tierney particularly). The DVT was a shiter and maybe unforeseen to some degree but this season it's been like his knees were made out of Weetabix. I'd rather we tried to get Kelly in early than wind up in another situation where we're scrambling for anyone who could be available come October. Either way. GET THE RELEASED LIST ANNOUNCED.

Imagine needing goal difference to finish ahead of this hopeless set of p***ks.

Get this season in the fucking bin.

Get Lawless so far to f**k.

Robbie Crawford is the most nearly football player of all time. Nearly makes a pass. Nearly wins a tackle. Nearly takes a good touch.

So player 1 is way ahead, player 2 is way behind and I cannae be arsed getting back off the couch to try player 3.

Is it just me or is the commentary about 30 seconds ahead of the picture? Or can Jock Brown see through time?

I'm not sure he adores anyone as much as he adores Fraser Kerr tbf.

I voted for Campbell's vs Killie because goals that go in off the bar >>>>

The silence from the club is deafening.

Aye but do they have a conveniently placed Tim Horton's?