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I just hope the Killie Ultras behave themselves. They look a real handful.

f**k me, the Chuckle Brothers are still alive!

Cheers mate, I am funny.

That's an impressive amount of tickets sold. It's good that you all take in your second teams game when your big team doesn't play until Sunday.

There is your problem.

You'll have a long wait. You won't get anymore tickets. No segregation available in the other stands.

Edited...smart arse.

People who don't take off their sunglasses when they are talking to you. Especially when it's not even sunny. Fecking rude.

There are too many female pundits on Sportscene these days.

That sports wummin Sally Nugent on the BBC Breakfast. Gets asked a question from somebody in the studio but looks at the camera when she answers the question. She's a general pain in the arse.

Zippy, from Rainbow fame, only ever got his mouth zipped shut on 7 occasions.

Hearts fans will just blame St Mirren for the next 30 years. That's what they do when they f**k up.

A few years ago I was doing a charity ladder climb. A group of us were doing a relay of climbing a 13 metre ladder equal to the height of Mount Everest. My Mum piped up "well just make sure you're climbing the ladder at the start. I don't want you being up as high as Everest "

Good point. You tend to forget how much Sammy has contributed. Some crucial saves in crucial games. That penalty save is right up there.

It would be C for me. They win the play-off final, celebrate like fcuk and then get told they can't get promoted because their ground is a shithole.