Blaze

When I was about 18, me and my mate found a mans body lying on the grass near McDonalds at The Phoenix in Linwood. A couple of cars had stopped aswell. We tip toed up to the guy and prodded the seemingly lifeless corpse with a stick a few times. No response. My mate leant into his face. He had a few cuts and bruises and his face was pale white. As he looked closely at his face to see if he was breathing.....

Aye, what you said.

People who don't use a knife and fork properly. Basic life skill. No fucking need for it.

He has congratulated Talbot aswell.

I dont get this congratulating a team being awarded the league who have played 16 league games. The SJFA are delighted to confirm Talbot as champions. I bet they are. If Talbot had any class they should not accept the award.

Saving a penalty against Celtic in the League Cup semi and being a cup winning goalkeeper gives him hero status. Still not a great keeper, right enough.

People who yawn loudly. No fucking need for it.

People who sneeze loudly. No fucking need for it.

Off the pitch, yes but on the pitch, a horrible wee b*****d.

I don't.

Nah, mate.

Handball and penalty? Nah, mate. If that's what Hearts fans think, then it makes it all the sweeter. [emoji23]

It's all about how you react after getting humped I like to go to the toilet and then have a nap.

Hibs are fuckin shite.

It was in the 90s. Wasn't a proper thing then.

My wifes work involves registering children for nursery. She registered twins called Armani and Versace McLatchie Lived in Greenock. Poor kids on both counts.

Great result for us last night but still way to early to condemn anybody to the bottom 2.

A Paisley primary school, along with MSP Mhari Black, thought it would be a good idea to invite a Drag Queen into the school to read children stories. With a stage name of Flowjobqueen, how this was allowed to happen is baffling. The school is very pro LGBTQ+ with children regularly getting bombarded with issues relating to LGBTQ+. Before anybody starts, I have no issue with children being made aware of the LGBTQ+ community and the problems faced but I think the school have fucked up big time here and I know there are numerous parents with children in the school who arent happy with the way the school deals with this. Doesn't appear to be much communication with parents either.

We changed our minds. We did everything we could to let you win the cup game. We need the points even more. 3 nil Saints, now. [emoji106]

Aye, 2 nil Saints.

^^^This^^^ Tin pot as f**k. [emoji23]

Not getting much better.

Kilmarnocks next home game....Aberdeen. [emoji23]

918 Saints fans on a shit Tuesday night. Not bad.

Thank f**k it's only Hearts we're playing, then.