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Oh, I've been over in Kintyre many times...and seen a couple of their games, but I want to be there for a competitive game I'm terrible trying to be neutral at the fitba. Oh, and me and my wee chums don't navigate using bakeries !

Signed by Evan Williams ? Can't quite make out the signature wae my auld eyes

Naw,...my big team.

Yay ! Campbeltown away, please... For my team, I mean.

Naw,...it was a bit rude and personal even by my low standards. Still, though, I'm pretty sure the person concerned will give us further opportunities to point & laugh in due course

Hah ! Time will tell

McNally or McInally...that is the question, Horatio. Is it nobler tae offer the job tae young Tony or auld Tony ? The names may be similar, but they are different people. You might both be wrong.

Comment deleted because it was rude. Apologies.

Also pretty sure its made up nonsense. Purely on the basis that if it was such a brilliant & valid tactic, someone else would have thought about it long before our coaching staff. And, they would've actually made it work.

A drunk guy fae New Cumnock ? Well, I never...who would've thought ?...

Irish paper..."Cork man floats".

Erm,...I was only kidding. Strange though that last season a WoSL club (my wee team) played in the Southern Counties association cup as they've been members for a squillion years, the fixture secretary for the SoSL is (I think) the same lad that does the fixtures for the SCFA, he stays walking distance from their ground...Was there any mewling & whining about "conflict of interest", "rival organisations" and all that guff from certain clubs in the WoSL? Nope. Not a cheep. The clubs all just got on with it. But, hey...juniors bad and all that.

Fish emoji anyone... Are ye United or Athletic ? Are ye Bo'ness Peoples Front or the Peoples Front Fae Bo'ness ? We don't joke aboot serious things like this over here you know.

A not so merry-go-round this close season.

Was he not supposed to be going to Ashfield ?

Time Meddling again @tamthebam Pochettino and Dr. Crippen both checking him out.

Aye, the lad was OK then performances just started to tail off for some reason. I do wonder, though, if the chap who commented above is confusing young Glen with the other goalie who started the season as he was, indeed, truly awful. Didn't help that he sometimes had some auld duffer called Lyle getting in the way in front of him....

So, an orchestrated publicity stunt then ?... Again.

Voted for 'B' teams, did ye ? The Hills have ayes.

He was OK considering the defence was fucking woeful. He is just young and his confidence will grow with better players in front of him. Put it this way, he wasn't the worst keeper you saw last season.

Erm,....https://forum.pieandbovril.com/topic/291907-p-bovvy/#comment-16523670

No, it really isn't.

Sorry for your loss, Jamie...keep your wee, chubby, chins up.

3,491 apparently.

Intrigued by this bit. In what way were Beith "faking it" ? Show your workings.