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"Words hurt." So does being hit by a f*cking brick you d*ck and if you post another gay stat like this, that brick will be making friends with your face.

"Honestly the word yolo and fuckit gets you threw anything! My life mottooo!!" I'm sure you are all aware this is the slapper who is banging lads every weekend.

I'm delighted with how things have started but I can't see us winning the league. Wouldn't mind been proven wrong though.

"Acc love everyone sm.. Well apart from the people I hate obvs hehehe" I hate society.

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

C'mon Donegal

Yes, so apparently a young girl called Lauren Tait sent a picture of her sticking a banana up her fud and sticking a pencil up her arse to a boy she was seeing. The boy then proceeded to post it on Facebook and then ... BOOM ... all of Britain are talking about it. I'm too kind a guy to post the picture on this page.

When does Series 3 come out guys?

The boy will be around 4 stone overweight and has serious acne. Tell me I'm right?

Have so many little benders on my Facebook. Why do they insist on putting '<3' at the end of every sentence ... to guys!?!?!

Game of end-to-end football for 4 hours tonight which resulted in a 20-17 defeat. Ridiculously cold bath to sooth the bones after that - now feel great!

Baggy Trousers - Madness

Our fan base is just so large, you see.

For any Morton fans on twitter - there is a new Updates page on all things happening at Cappielow: https://twitter.com/MortonLAD

Fantastic result - get in there!!

Good luck to 'Dun na nGall' today in the All Ireland Semi-final.

If Dougie wants to get rid of Moore, money won't be a problem. There is also the possibility that he may walk now that Dougie is telling him what formation to play during games.

I just stated this on our match thread but I'll say it again. Mr Moore has to take maximum points in his next two games against Dumbarton and Cowdenbeath respectively. If he doesn't - he'll be gone. I have stood by Moore throughout last seasons diabolical attempt of finishing in the top half however, my patience is running thin with him.

Lex and Ayrforce1 - completely an utterly obsessed with Greenock Morton.

It's things like this that make me hate society.

Just had a reply of US Open Champion, Graeme McDowell. Had one of Rickie Fowler last week also.

Name and shame.

Considering my options for Uni and was wondering if anyone on here is doing Criminology? If so, what qualifications to you need and is there certain Highers that they look for?

I did warn you... Spot on. People realised it was ridiculous around 2004 but clearly this girl never received the memo. I have lost all hope in humanity.