HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack.

Mental to think that such a boring, safe snooker player is right into djing hard techno. Could never get my head round that!

The Japanese Popstars - We Just Are

Never understood the hatred for alien 3. Fair play, Sigourney Weaver fucked it up a bit by insisting no guns but it's quite a well made, claustrophobic horror film. Chock full of British actors too, Charles Dance, and your man from American Wearwolve in London with a fucking cracker of a quotable line "This is rumour control, here are the facts!" Note. I may have liked this one a bit much cause it was the first one I seen when it came out, on pirate vidio, and also because Lenny Dee sampled the f**k out of it on one of his Judgment Day mixes.

You can't go super at burger king anymore. Ripping. If I want to jam a ton of chips and litres of coke down my fat fucking gulliver it should be my fat fucking choice.

Still, for 90mins of work and a few training sessions a week it's not that bad. Would like to think that most of these nonentities will be putting all that spare time to good use, a wee night course, a few extra skills to fall back on cause let's face it, their not about to set the heather alight anytime soon.

Jesus wept, how much? Nurses shouldn't be paid footballers wages if that's the crack.

£600 a week ffs. Mind when we used to be kings? Long gone.

Utter fucking gubbins. My house us plastered with them. "Dance in The Rain!". It's drizzling outside, me- " fancy a walk up the woods?" Her - " nah, better not, it's too wet".

Public Enemy - Don't Beleive The Hype

Martha Reeves and the Vandellas - Heatwave

He's always a good charector. Pops up us Rayvon in Phoenix Nights, a tiger in an episode of That Peter Kay Thing, and a forklift truck driver with an education in The Office. Also was present as a boy at the Hillsborough disaster, managed to be pulled out from the tunnel before the crush.

Still a seat sniffer though.

Usual Suspects - ED 209

Heard Bonner say the other week " you can lead a duck to water". I mean c'mon to actual f**k, how mince thick do you need to be before you get pulled up? Not one of the good ole boys in the studio even acknowledge the stupid c**t.

Stretch and Vern - I'm Alive

Beats International - Dub Be Good To Me

Thom York - Black Swan

Jonny L - Back To Your Roots (Friction and K-tee Remix)

Roll Deep - The Avenue

Freestylers - Freestyle Noize

Ocean Wisdom - Walkin

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son

Most of the ones I have seen say "tap card here" on them.

Method Man - Release Yo Delf ( Prodigy Remix)