HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

Going for 50fuck all, silly ****.

Boy used to drive round Inverness in a Astra with a massive daft spoiler. We nicknamed him Huckleberry Fin

Him as the farmer was brilliant too " hed probably try ti feed Toirf to a sheep, get a cow ti lay an egg" Pishing myself

Those tunes have been in my head all week! The bit where he puts his fist up then strokes his chest " fecking fight me like a man ,show your wife the medals that you won in Flanders " on loop for near a week!

I remember my first beer

Epic!! I mean, it's not quite Gazza banging them in at Euro 96, or all the Dutch and Italian stars youse had back then you couldn't afford, but at least you've found your level. Must be glowing with pride with at an assisted toe poke from your "own Borna."

Get them on to Funbox, break away squad from signing kettle, never stop touring, going on Sunday

Your hearts just not in it when the **** aren't winning eh? Classic diddy behaviour.

You always imply that it's taken some one hours to come up with stats, posts and utter dribble from Rangers sites etc, when in fact is been pointed out to you repeatedly that this pretty much only takes a few clicks. Why do you do this? Is it to try to devalue the poster and posts to make you feel better about the club you support or are a just a perma pished seething *** all the time?

Think we're getting near to what l like to refer to as PP. ( Peak Partridge)

His face after he barked in the lassies face, and again when he sees that the other girl wants to out with Simon, priceless!"one down on quiz night now"

Stop getting Partridge wrong! She was the manager!

Rumours on tinterweb that everyone's favourite beast bead seller's body has been been found.

A John Doo film. Sorry

It's like a John Woo film with all those pidgeons at Ibrox.

Saw limmy last week, funny as f**k! Got him to sign my book Requim!

Make the rockin' world go round?

Totally rattled! No daft, old dead words or speaking like an old fashioned teacher. Just salty, *** hurt. Lovely.

Would have been a good part for that whiny little c**t "Loki"

" and yet I know anecdotally from friends with large gardens that Scottish people can make great workers, such a shame."

Highlands Clearance 2.0 imho Bout time. Thin out the breeds that have accumulated the last few hundred years.

Go to a vue then.

Kid n play, nice reference man, nice reference!

Vue actually says leave your litter at your seats.

Teams with more history and success than Clyde? Teams that your average man outside Scottish football will have heard of as opposed to Clyde? Give us a clue here man