HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

Don't go touching Ragwort without wearing decent rubber gloves

Grafs for Laughs

Sounds like he was speaking to the Graffiti artist Mate that their talking about on PTTGOYN thread. Like and So are probably part of his "crew".

"Can we just have your email Adress to send you out your receipt sir?" I always say " what's an Email address??" The young, dumb fucksticks usually just stand there mouth open, blinking like fucking idiots.

Hope you telt them to go suck a f**k.

This. The amount of absolute Debs and Plebs that sit in the inside lane, 2 miles back from a roundabout or whaever when the outside lane is empty is unreal. Love the look on the fuckwits faces as you fire past at 70mph plu...eh 70mph tops is a joy to behold. Here's a wee tip for the dumb fucking gas heads sitting waiting for ages- if they didn't want people doing this they wouldn't put f**k of big white arrows on the road telling you where to go, and signs up saying merge in turn. Fucking cretins.

It means Hawthorn trees not coats! ETA... beaten by Bold Rover!

Ross Tokely is a jambo. Sure I mind that hid old boy put money on him to score against Hearts in the cup and he won him a nice wee wedge.

The Charlatans - How High

Love the call for everyone involved in the thuggish scenes to be arrested. Funny how the weedgie based newspapers started to stop listing the city's that the lifted fans came from when it became apparent that it was mostly **** involved. Delicious. I would have been gutted to see the filthy *** c***s name on the trophy after ours.

Timmy Mallet Wacadays?? ETA it's not, but just looked on youtube and fuuuuuck meeeee he is a full blow Operation Yew tree waiting to happen.

Quality. High Focus are absoulty slaying it just now, like Lowlife were way back when. Love Leaf Dogs voice and flow.

Saw one at a zoo once, it was trying to peck through the steel fence to get to us. Horrible animals.

It's a reed diffuser. I know because I knock over about 3 of the smelly, sticky little fuckers a week.

And they made him a Knight of the Realm.

Greeny for the name. Just rewatching the Wire now, just watched that ep!

I mind public phones and fag machines were a constant supply of coin when I was a boy.

Q-Unique - Green Grass

Method Man and Redman - Da Rockwilier

And they looked from pig to man, and man to pig, and pig to man again, but it was allready impossible to tell which was which.

AC/DC - Hells Bells

Anyone arguing Dundee are bigger than United in any shape or form really need to clean their bong out.

Was at the Wu Tang gig last night. They appealed for an end to bigotry and for the violence in Skutland to stop. Sounds like it worked.

The Kinks- Days