HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

Got a half day off, paid, working at Safeways when the peoples princess passed. Sleep well my fair, fair princess x

"I may be a beast, but I'm a beast with a piping hot pizza." Jimmy Savile 3 months before his death.

Just mash all the buttons till the clock comes up with 12:00 like any normal person does.

Gazza is looking better these days at least.

Superb sir. Tittering away like a 14 year old school girl here. Top class

If I woke up, ruff as f**k with my arse in tatters and saw a large Dominos pizza box, I'd think nothing of it tbh.

Dont think they cross breed. Where do you live?

Greys?

They're will probably be singing and dancing at your funeral I'd imagine. Quite alot probably just to warn you in advance.

Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus, (the Buffalo Bill song from Silence of the lambs) Just to give my pals a giggle.

It would be tempting to do that, but think about her husband. Hes done nothing to deserve being humiliated online. Would contacting him directly ve an option?

Nah, I'm happy with my energy provider thank you.

I was only having a razz. Cold, wet, muddy days I wish I was warm indoors looking at a Milky Gem's arse at the photocopier.

Working in an office sounds mint!! Fucking desk chimps.

Amazing. 10/10 man.

How do welsh people eat cheese? Caerphilly

Airdrie, a sleeping giant ffs. Didnt even know they were still a thing, such an irrelevance.

Fly Fly Fly... Its the end of the World as we know it

I don't think it's greed to ask for both, surely? Nope. When it goes tits up (pardon the pun) the boob boys will be the first up against the wall. ETA- The great Brentmeister General sums it it here "f**k big tits I'm a shit tits fiend, With a map full of pins where my skinny dicks been" has been my favourite line from a recentish UK HipHop tune that always gives me a chuckle when I hear it

All day.

Bum.

C'mon boys, the real question is Arse or Tits?

Amazing patter. Weedgies look such great fun!! Whit are they like eh!.

Aye, we should all be a little nicer around the the time of year that uses Pagen symbols to celebrate the made up Christian birth date of a fictional Jew King. Let the kids be kids.

Reminds me of the graffiti "continental breakfast is NOT real breakfast."