HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

Why are you bothering clearing off the dog shite and take away cartons??

Mmm hmmm.

Does he have a clothes shop per chance? Edit: beaten by LondonHMFC

I shave mine over the compost bin. Hair is the tits for compost.

You're on the ball(point).

Not a Nice Guy amoungst the lot of them though.

Reservoir Prods

I mean, whatever gets them through it, right? But c'mon to f**k. Its like the "white feathers are a sign your being watched over?" Is it, aye? Or is it that almost absolutely everything, with the exception of feather dusters, are stuffed with white feathers? And that most birds have white, downy feathers when younger or on their undersides? It's nice and all if my old dear is up there dropping feathers, but £5 notes would be a bit more practical tbh.

Like I've said before on here, and to my sister, is it a dead relative when its eating the lumps out of a dog shite or pecking a rival to death?

I struggle to enjoy Animal Farm for this reason.

It was a hard fucking slog in higher English I can tell you. Always remember the bit in the Brookmyer novel when the guy is saying to his old English teacher that a book about teuchter farmers raping their Daughters is maybe not the best story to try to get teenagers into Scottish literature. Still, it gave me and my pals a classic line that we still use to this day "Your my flesh and blood Chrissie, I'll do with you as I please."

One of my all time favourites is the scene "hes taking it up, hes taking it up, hes taking it down, hes taking it down" Mark just blinking and going "taking it up, taking it up, taking it down, taking it down" gets me everytime. The sweaty embrace of a moron

And you smell of spew, so neither of us is the queen

London rapper I think. Not too sure tho

Ahhh Love Lines on a Friday night. Great crack "Emma b loves S.I.P, Jason loves zoe, FUCKING c***s!!" Then 3 seconds as the host scrambles to cut off the caller " this is unacceptable people, your jeopardising Love Lines for all the real callers, grow up. Now to John from culloden, john?" - "hi I'd just like to say SUCK MY FUCKING COCK!!" Every single Friday without fail. Halcyon days.

He was a London rapper before he was a crooner

f**k big tits I'm a shit tit fiend, with a map full of pins where my skinny dicks been

Free range?

He was also (out of earshot of the bride) describing being happy getting over the "hump".

Just rewatched full series for umpteenth time. Was best man at pals wedding last week, as he walked out the building after ceremony I whispered to him " leave him alone will you, hes done it!' I thought he was going to soil himself.

Is Sophie a wid?

Actually gets better with every read.

The Last Of Us by Rob Ewing 5 school kids trapped on a Scottish island after a plague has killed all the adults, running out of food and insulin. And like the above poster, Maribou Stork Nightmares. Amazing, brutal book.

If you have a ceiling fan you probably have a bidet in the bathroom. Regardless, its oftw type behaviour.

We will sea I'd hes shelled out enough on a lawyer on Friday