HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

Mind when youse fucked up a 15 point lead and Caley won promotion? Fucking up yis again you smelly weedgie melts!!

Did you wear an Onion on your belt as was the fashion of the time?

Aye, but the best cream comes out the big angry b*****ds with horns. Always seem so happy to be milked as well.

Your are. Fanks.

f**k me, were going to need a bigger boat.

Yogi looks more similar to the evil chimpanzee from the new Planet of the Apes films every day. You can understand them a lot more clearly than him though right enough.

"It started badly, it got worse"

Thought he sang it, and Keith was always the dancer till firestarter?

Quite literally Death of The Prodigy Dancer.

This is rumour control, here are the facts!

Tom Morton described him in his book, Guttered. He sells a lassies dodgy drugs at the start of the book

This should surprise no one, he always was OFTW, hanging about with teenage girls.

Theres a new practise in Inverness which involves slamming on the breaks on a roundabout to give way to someone waiting to come on to your left. Nearly arsed some fat fucking troglodyte yesterday. Apparently it's becoming more common recently. Your average teuchter simpleton up here can barely navigate a roundabout at the best of times with out throwing this shit into the mix. Cretins.

Catalonia- Road Rage

Watched it three times now, and I'd like to say it's like Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab, which actually gets better with every read.

Nice wee " partridge, you w****r" when he was walking down the street in the video

Kool G Rap & DJ Polo - Ill street blues

You should be allowed to eat step children like lions do when they take over a pride.

Wings. Their only the band that the Beatles could've been.

Warm spring. Daffodils were up just after Xmas, flowered last week. Primrose have been flowering in the woods for a month now, saw a tree with leaves coming out allready last week too.

I'll take the diddy, but don't ever call me bhoy.

What makes a diddy? Since your team went tits up , Caley have won a Scottish cup, challenge cup, lost league cup on penalties and finished third. The **** have, what? Wow!!! A total irrelevance of a diddy cup that it took them 5 yrs and millions of pounds to win! That's the real marker of a diddy club you alcohol soaked mess.

Want to swap birds?

Here's a hint, your a dumb fucking ***

Sash - Encore Uns Fois