magee84

I went into a DSS rented flat there once to repair a toilet for a letting agent, i think the tenants were poles. They spoke no English but had no electricity on and the bath was full of water keeping about 30 cans of Lech chilled

Ever been in Springfield Vaults, London Rd Tavern, The Fiveways, The Black Bull etc..??? Even the rats wear paper boiler suits before going in there

A bit harsh IMO.. some of the salubrious bistro and wine bar type establishments near celtic park have been known to mop the pish up from the toilet floors as often as once a month.. the average life expectancy in that postcode is now up at 32..!!!

Its a petro-chemical plant funland with a couple of thousand houses bolted on.. if you've ever been to Middlesborough think of a snack sized version of that

Ditto ............

@darrenpark4

A few boys who sit near me at CP are from nearby coatbridge... the town that got everything from the council . Airdrie got the swings repainted they said

Ive never stayed in Airdrie but i get the feeling itd be like a larger version of Fallin

Wouldnt be like you to slag off stirlingshire and stick up for clacks eh martin ?? Seriously though ive always thought tullibody was a reasonable enough place.. not the worst in the county by any means. Aside from the Mar Policies obviously id give that title to Sauchie, a very dodgy part of the place IMO .. I actually stayed there years ago in Lochbrae, with a bunny boiler ex of mine and there were about three known drug dealers/money lenders in the same block as us. Regarding Fallin, im actually from there and its actually a reasonably okay village, nice houses and no real poverty issues except for the major problem of it being an inbred redneck bigoted sectarian poisonous sash bash hellhole !!

Yep... i had a mate from there and stayed at his years ago one night after a night out in aberdeen. Frightening... up there with some of the worst schemes in glasgow IMO

Alva out-scums them all IMO

You're my role model ??

Quoting someones original post and altering is mildly amusing.. to start with. Doing it ALL the time is the sign of a moron. As is your rather odd obsession with me and my hometown of stirling. I could accuse you of having a chip on your shoulder but you would probably eat it. Fat , drunk and stupid is not a way of life son....

My first ever boots were 'Puma King' named and endorsed by King Kenny Dalglish, my boyhood hero, the only reason i wanted them .. I think my mum paid about £20 for them back in about 1986.. Serious money

The village i come from Fallin, is really quite a horrible wee sectarian dive Actually like a lot of the villages around the stirlingshire area, especially Plean which last year had the primary school burned down by a 15 year old ned who was 'bored' .. A few parts of Alloa are best avoided, mainly the area known as the Mar Policies/Bottom end which is like a refugee camp for those too scummy for the Jeremy Kyle show. When my brother was in the navy he lived in Rosyth which i always thought was a particularly bleak, drab , depressing town with absolutely nothing of interest, looks like something out of 1960's communist East Germany

I got a private tweet from the moron making personal threats and saying he could find out where i stay after i responded to a 'celtic peadophiles' type tweet by asking how he'd spend his saturdays now his team are dead..

That was twenty years ago... no mobile phones then ya silly sausage I actually saw the guy from that tale a few weeks ago in Sainsburys... im sure he had a limp....

A girl in my year at high school called Selina was a bit quiet but a nice enough lassie. She mentioned one day in class (while the teacher wasnt in the room) something about her mum and added that she was wheelchair bound. A guy at the desk behind me who was a bit of a cretin to be honest made some sick comment that i think contained the word 'spaz' Selina fucking flipped and smacked him in the face with a chair.. knocking him flying , as he lay on the ground she administered one of the most severe kickings ive ever seen, stamping on his head as he squealed like a girl. If the teacher hadnt came back into class when he did the guy would have been in a wheelchair himself as we were encouraging her...

I think SPL2 and Rangers in division1 is a cast iron certainty to be honest... wether you agree with it or not, and i amongst many others dont, the noises and soundbites sneaking out just tell you its been decided and f**k all our opinions.

To be fair i tend to get dragged into uneccesary arguments at times here... my worst fault if im being honest... i dont like others getting the last word on me. That and the fact i like a wee wind up at times On the flip side though i get on okay with most folk on here, even those ive had disagreements with. The likes of Paulo, HappyHibbee and Deky are decent enough lads. The exceptions are linkin and gareth glasgow.. a pair of sad fannies. Thats assuming they arent the same person

McCoist sky+ it... going to check it out for signing targets

Terrible penalty there by Shane Ritchie

No danger .... i recently came second in a Brad Pitt lookalike contest..... Scary Spice won it

A strawberry muller corner and a packet of jelly snakes.... when im busy with work i often dont eat till this time so thats a very odd late brunch

Nope... sorry links . Missed chance for a 'seething' type post.. You could always do it anyway from one of your several aliases