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  1. Mark Connolly
    Next time you see him, tell him he's a f*cking bellend. And a barman.
  2. Mark Connolly
    Use of the term "Mixologist". You're a glorified barman.
  3. Mark Connolly
    Beer Baron episode on C4 tonight. Will be watching for a second time on C4+1! Dateline: Springfield. The elusive beer baron continues to thumb his nose at the authorities. Swaggering about in a garish new hat, he seemed to say, "Look at me, Rex Banner! I have a new hat!"
  4. Mark Connolly
    Except no-one ever posts photos of their kids - they post photos of people they refer to by names such as "lil cookie", "mummy's angel", and other phrases which can cause simultaneous piss-boiling and violent vomiting.
  5. Mark Connolly
    I have vague memories from Saturday night of telling a photographer to f*ck off because "I don't want to be in that thread on P&B". I very much hope this recollection is accurate, because I was an utter mess.
  6. Mark Connolly
    I would genuinely never tire of kicking that utter c*nt David Starkey in the face.
  7. Mark Connolly
    Season 9 featured the Movementarians, which is a brilliant episode.
  8. Mark Connolly
    El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer tonight. IN YOUR FACE, SPACE COYOTE!
  9. Mark Connolly
    People using the phrase "an absolute touching" to describe football results. Especially prevalent after the two CL semi-finals.
  10. Mark Connolly
    I agree it's not a burial, but it just seems that they keep giving a little nod to "Super Cena", hinting that it might just possibly change, before reinforcing that there is no way in hell that it will. I just find it frustrating - reminds me of Hogan growing up, and I f*cking hated that man!
  11. Mark Connolly
    So The Shield beat a team of Daniel Bryan, Kane and the Undertaker. Then Ryback spends his entire promo apparently taking the piss by calling our friend john "Super Cena". Cena comes to the ring, and against all odds takes out the Shield AND Ryback.
  12. Mark Connolly
    Tonight's episode - the Maison Derriere. TV Announcer: "It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?" Homer: "I told you last night - NO!Where is Bart anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten" Can't wait for the song, and Marge's response!
  13. Mark Connolly
    There are many annoying things in there, but when did "ur" become an acceptable spelling of year?
  14. Mark Connolly
    Best rumble elimination ever http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5aypm_taka-michinoku-receives-concussion_sport#.UW7xV0pj-Sh
  15. Mark Connolly
    Hank Scorpio episode on C4 now - absolute gold all throughout!
  16. Mark Connolly
    People who go to areshole West End pubs and complain about the people being wankers get on my tits. You know what to expect going there. The same applies to people who complain about the prices in said pubs.
  17. Mark Connolly
    They always say Vince responds to how the crowd in MSG reacts - let's hope that applies to any arena in "the Metopolitan area"!
  18. Mark Connolly
    Yip. WWE.com has a countdown of 10 "shocking moments" from the night after WM
  19. Mark Connolly
    "She saved our country". Pass the popcorn
  20. Mark Connolly
    I suspect the anger is referring to those born in the 90s who hate her just because, rather than people who have actually studied, or at least taken a small interest, in what went on.
  21. Mark Connolly
    Your ignorance on this is astonishing and erm, should be ridiculed
  22. Mark Connolly
    Interesting approach to reporting the news in different regions. BBC Network news all sombre. Reporting Scotland starts with Sally McNair stating that "We have Scottish reaction to the death of the woman who introduced the poll tax".
  23. Mark Connolly
    Cremation eh? Could probably wipe out the national debt if people were allowed to buy a spot with a match.
  24. Mark Connolly
    Glasgow City Council @GlasgowCCouncil Street party applications are now open for groups wanting to host a "So Long, Milk-Snatcher Thatcher" party. Please form an orderly queue. 12:15 PM - 08 Apr 13 Some of the replies are magnificent.
  25. Mark Connolly
    Anyone else concerned that cracowjambo and nobsworthton might be involved in the Eastern European sex trade?
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