Sorry Big Shedboi, sometimes my teasing can be a little too nuanced, especially for those who have immigrated to P&B from Mad (I see you didn’t refute to being a Utd Mad roaster btw). The point is your statement; notwithstanding how ludicrous it is that not one Dee in history has ever, ever, admitted that a Utd team was better than Dundee; is really rather a weird thing to get het up about.
No chip here and my family tree is not free from Tannadice dwellers (I was doing a ‘Dee Mad’ bit)– my mother’s side are raging Arabs; my father’s staunch Dees – although I found out recently that my great-great uncle played for the Wee Hibs so maybe you’re on to something there.
Hope this helps.