My brother convinced his ex that that horrid "Let's go, Andy, let's go" chant at Wimbledon was actually "Come on, Andy, tennis him".
This got extended to all pishy sports, such as "I see Scotland got rugby'd tae f**k again yesterday" and "Ha, that's Australia cricketed England's c**t right in at that Ashes."
I also mind my mates and I talking about the upcoming World Cup Final in 2006 and how it would be "nice for Zidane" to go out on a high with a win. My mate's sister chips in: "Who, Zidane Hussein?"