Killie Zenit

The state of that. It really is magic those c***s died, eh?

At least he's got a friendly to look back on for his 40+ years following the Accies.

Happyaccie is the Gordon Sawers of Hamilton: a braying buffoon who despite all the evidence to the contrary and all the quiet words of advice offered in good faith is still living under the misapprehension that anyone is interested in the incessant, slevering pish he continually inflicts on everyone else. His patter is so hopeless that he's not even shite in a funny way, he's just the recurring pile that appears in otherwise decent threads. The guy's not even happy, for f**k sake.

Banned from RP for the remainder of the season for being a fucking plum, gets called a H*n by the rest of the support at away games. So he's still raging.

Are we dating the Banter Years strictly to the start of liquidation? Just wanted to make the case for the first game after admin was announced, since watching them all walk away at 1-0 down in the immediate wake of Super Ally telling everyone that they don't do walking away was pretty fucking funny.

Aw God aye. Used his status as elder statesman to throw his hands up in the air every time he was caught in possession (which was often, being in his late 70s) and glance imperiously at the referee as if to say, "Mr Weir will have his free kick now." Worked every time. Only reason the auld dick managed to prolong his career as long as he did.

Happyaccie WUM-ing on Dundee threads in the event of their relegation would be pretty funny, to be fair: there was some seethe just from drawing 0-0 with us, so you'd have to expect French Revolution-levels of heids gone if they went down and the bold yin popped by to say he told them so.

Judging by his zany antics on their threads, Dundee got sloppy seconds.

You sound personally let down. I'm sure Ludo and the NUJ will take your feedback on board.

Jeezo. That's Establishment as f**k.

Always fun pointing out that you've seen their horrid mobs in the flesh more times than they have.

Aye, pretty sure there was a Bun shop in the Irvine Rivergate too. Ayr is full of them too, though.

That Rangers TV footage, ooft. "Tav." "Waggy." "Aw naw." We pumped Falkirk the following day to stay up and I often watch the highlights from both games as a wee double-header: just a vintage weekend of football.

God, gie's peace: you fannies idolise Andy Walker FFS.

Got so angry he burped. Absolute toddler of man.

Have a print of this by Hiroshi Yoshida in my room. Check that water effect out. Also like Nikolai Kopeikin, a contemporary St Petersburg artist who does a lot of satirical stuff about modern Russia.

Cos we are the people, or something.

Stay doon.

Just for clarification: I thought it was funny as f**k when Rangers died and would laugh just as heartily if Sevco went the same way. Everyone I go to games with feels the same. As you were.

Aww gadz.

Grabbing a wean Hope @bearsfightback will be going to great lengths to "out this bheast".

Incidentally, that's the ninth different Scottish/League Cup winner since Oldco began to flatline. Scottish football needs a deid Rangers.

Congratulations, Hibs, have a belter of a night. What an unbelievable final. Scottish football is wonderful.

The scene at Victoria Park.

Brutal stuff. Absolute chancers. You know when you've been Sevco'd.