Killie Zenit

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Is that them now demanding we stop slagging them for being much shiter than us? Snottery messes. I'm embarrassed for them to be honest.

Just popped on to confirm this has gone as I expected it would: Dees pumped, charity bets, crowd wanks and apoplectic slevering about how big a club they are. Yep. Parodies of themselves, some of them.

It's tough living abroad when Killie are doing so well but on the plus side my air miles are receiving a nice boost, i'll probably bankrupt myself this season but its worth every penny. Sadly I can't just nip back from Tokyo for the weekend, but I'll save my dosh for the title party in the meantime.

Picked a helluva season to emigrate. What a fanny I am.

Tanner has totally embarrassed himself here. He was quite pleased with himself skimming glib, dismissive and evasive replies to others on Twitter, but there's not been a peep from him in response to the consummate clamping that Phyllis McLeish slung him.

Hmm, they are struggling mediocrities, so he might see them as a project. But I reckon he's here for ten-in-a-row.

Thought (hoped) the same. If it was, it was a moment of brilliance. A very canny player at times, Burke.

.....and a total hunny an aw.

Love how SOD interviews as well. Disingenuous false modesty from media-trained footballers is standard nowadays, but he is always thoughtful in his assessment of his own, the team's, and the opposition's performance, and you sense that he genuinely can't believe his luck in coming as far as he has in such a short space of time, despite it being so well deserved. Seems a thoroughly good guy.

Expert analysis.

Remember thinking during that open training session that he looked weak at his near post, and then he went and did this ten days later: But as others have said, he's still reasonably young (for a keeper), and made a couple of decent reaction saves in his appearances for us, so if he can work on his positioning he might come good.

There's a few utter bumpkins on Kickback. Some of the patter on it is cringeworthy.

I hear they've got a spider baby.

Aye, the debt write-off was very timely, but I guess we can only wonder now whether someone with equal financial nous could have negotiated the same without alienating three-quarters of the town with a petty, bloody-minded insistence on being an arsehole. Glad he's not been seen anywhere near RP since he stood down.

Wow. There really aren't any words to describe what a shameless and disgraceful institution Rangers in all their guises truly are.

https://twitter.com/iainangy/status/990659205895016448

Celtic slap Rangers about and they just scuttle off and blame each other. It takes the Hibs to properly make the Orcs blow their top nowadays. Respect.

This. A pathetic begging letter for more dosh.

FTFY

Imagine ten years ago waking to the news that Rangers were about to effectively sack their two most senior players, or would be if they hadn't been locked out their own training ground by some wee boys. All this on the back of a spectacular public meltdown while getting effortlessly rag-dolled by their greatest rivals in a Scottish Cup semi. Then you'd be calling it a calamity, a crisis, a crossroads in the club's history. Nowadays we just call it Tuesday. Lol.

Another giveaway is the lassie to the right of the flag wearing a QTS-sponsored Killie shirt. The tie ancientnoise is referring to was the beginning of the Killie-Kaiserslautern friendship and the cracking flags that have resulted. Really fancy getting over there sometime, though it's looking likely it'll be to watch the 3. Liga as Kaiserslautern are having a shocking season.

That photo is from this season, is it not? Appeared in the album Collettivo West Kaiserslautern put up on Facebook when Tommy Adams finished his trek at the Fritz-Walter-Stadion in November. Great picture all the same.