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Or nothing if you are QLP.

For me, brown sauce doesn't taste right when it has been refrigerated.

Tomato sauce in the fridge, borwn in the cupboard.

I was looking forward to giving Jones dogs abuse but I completely understand SSCs position. However, if a Forfar player were to boot him into next week, I don't think I'd be able to stop myself cheering.

That's good, less chance of her doing her cruciate when she's hanging out the washing.

Your mum's shite.

I remember the team who bought him for £2.5m had released him when he was younger. I also remember him saying that the same team were dead on the TV.

Is BobWilliamson the same guy that used to post as No8?

I would be shocked if he left before the end of this season.

I'm sure Clarke would have been well aware of the situation before he took the job. He will obviously be disappointed at losing Stewart but its part and parcel of being at club like ours. The same amount as you raised to save Rangers (RIP) then.

Apologies if this has already been discussed (it probably has) but I can't seem to get the search function to work on the app. Has anyone used the Headspace app for anxiety? I'd be interested to hear your thoughts and whether or not you felt it benefitted in any way?

At least he isn't posting about child abuse.

Thank you.

Coming from the guy who thinks it's acceptable to use child abuse to point score on a football forum.

Yes, it's definitely the Killie fans coming off worse here.

Idris Elba isn't a very good actor. The Tidy Scottish Newsreaders thread is full of munters. As stated by someone else above, all whisky is rank.

Bookmarked for tomorrow Timmy. Brilliant stuff, love hearing stories like this.

Tell us a joke.

The guys in the trust were more than fair with him. As far as I know he never paid, happy to be corrected on that though. Did he not do something similar with a charity bet on here?

Eremenko hates the ****.

I love that second photo. One of my favourite games of all time.

Are we saying that Jordan's slip could be directly responsible for Billy Dodds getting a gig at Dundee? Pleasing.

They can't base their promotion on the bus incident then be surprised when something like this happens.

Dillon Danis, conors jiu jitsu coach.

What's this bullshit muting the swearing after watching that violence?!