Sam Leitch Loyal

Meanwhile, the Currants hunt for a league to play in continues: (The first person to tell me who the pianist is wins a pint or ten next season, Firhill or your own local.)

Gentle reader. Like Bomber Brown (who's last tackle in the SPL should make contact two weeks on Saturday) I wish to apologise, not for spouting shit but for the lack of it. I dropped by the rub-a-dub this morning and a great deal of Broughton Merlin's was consumed in a shortish period of time. I think I've caught up with the day's proceedings - as much as one can - and will try to resume normal service* as soon as possible. *Service = Elena Baltacha = you fucking bet I would. Again.

Mater made me go and dine so I'm just catching up. (A) When Granny and Aul Son were but lads Scottish Football had only two senior leagues and a sectional League Cup. (B) If Sevco are in this year's Ramsden's Cup I believe the ties are to be re-drawn. © John McVeigh est le teet.

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Green's team collapses:

Are we surprised that 'The Rangers newco' is an anagram of 'No green watchers'?

Steven Naicontract can give them a lift when he goes down to sign for the Saints.

I think they wore it at Linfield in the charity match for GreenCo.

Jim and Chick, journalizing no more, record their effort for next year's Eurovision.

Maybe we should all type in script then they couldn't read what we're saying.

Altogether now: Euripide-doo-dah, Euripide-yeh, my oh my what a wonderful day.........

'Spot the Ball' for beginners.

To Green and Whyte we could add Meadowlark LEMON.

Yes.

Archie McPherson hasn't aged well.

Rangers have been reported to the Fifa Dispute Resolution Chamber by Rapid Vienna over money owed from the transfer of Nikica Jelavic. (Daily Express)

Ooh, I'll have to dig out my Little Asian Sluts dvd now.

Just how many dvds will the film of this saga run to? In the meantime, on behalf of the SPL, I award Sevco Disunited the Order Of The...

Or, indeed, Naicontract and Whitcontract jerseys?

"It's ok, luv, I can see where I left my sandwiches."

Even over schooling, obviously.

This puts me in mind of that classic Ripping Yarns episode. Barnstonworth, Barnstonworth...........