Sam Leitch Loyal

Cockwomble's play-off plans for Div 1 revealed. (By a mole in my garden.) If Sevco are admitted to Div 1 next season play-offs will be introduced between the top ten teams, starting in August. Teams shall play each other four times with the club gaining most points gaining promotion to the SPL. There. Easy isn't it, Mr Hutton.

Now that Sevco are all but certain to miss out on SPL footie next year do you think the SFA will actively TRY to draw them together in the cups? (Assuming Sevco are in any cups.)

Quiz: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/the-rangers-quiz-are-you-genned-up-on-gers-plight-7901839.html

Electricty???????????

Not sure about Greenock but Motherwell is (a) in Lanarkshire and (b) has a ML postcode. Also, by your thinking Dumbarton is also a Glasgow suburb. Have your brain cells been introduced to each other?

H.G. Wells, shoorely?

Just when you thought nothing about Broon's rant could get funnier along comes RM: http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=224720 Can just see them wanting it cut into the Castle Gretskull bricks for posterity.

Do I win anything for getting all the answers right?

Just noticed that Roth Raivers are playing the Jambos on 14 July. As well as trying to go I'd love to think I could buy one of those "half-and-half" scarves with "United against newco" on it.

Sorry, but you've counted Clyde twice.

Where do sheep get all the money?

offtheball@bbc.co.uk

Off The Ball coming up! http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_scotland

RFFF being given the chance to do the honourable thing: http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/football/first-or-third-fans-vote-on-punishment.18018356

Apologies. Hangover still not fully worn off.

He was due to have talks with Mr Green about opening a cash-and-carry.

Song actually written by Snakefinger which only makes it more apt.

Remarkable. That makes two and neither of us lives in Cowdenbeath.

Wait until their application is refused and plans are made to turn the Big Hoose into a lot of little hooses. It'll be known as the Sevco flatpack. (A crazy Ikea I know, but youve got to put your Homebase somewhere.) Night-night, all.

Alphabet soup?

> I didn't drive over to Glasgow, make an effigy from a blow up doll and string it up like some supporters of a former SPL club this week. But many did, then let it stand on the steps of Castle Greyskull with the hot air leaking through its mouth.

But whatif they all turn round to reveal themselves as the Caniggia brothers?

Check the date! Which side's 140th celebrations?

Because it was nailed to Chuckie Green who saw Hector coming towards him.

To Motherwell? OK, how much did you put into the 'Well Society compared to me? If the answer is even in the hundreds shut up.