Bookies Love Me

You would, wouldn't you. Go on admit it.

Decker

C'mon. Leggo has been the only bright spot in this whole fiasco. To think that someone like him is sitting somewhere pounding his keyboard thinking that everybody is hanging on his every word is astounding. As for Phil Macwhatsisname (I have yet to read anything he has spewed forth), from what I can gather he's just as bad. The really sad thing is some people do believe them! But I do like Leggo.

Leopard ( )

Biscuits

The best bit in the movie: Spiderpig.

So instead of them being punted into the thrid tier, they can now be promoted to the third tier. Brilliant news.

Sevco 5088 is not the same as Sevco Scotland! Whyte is not the same as White! rangers FC is the the same as THE rangers FC! Whyte is the same as the devil! Green is the same as God and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize! rangers supporters are as nice and cuddly as the Smurfs (and the same colour)! "Plastics" are all low life scum (no mirrors in ibrox) who think they're all lawyers and financial experts! "Diddies" are all tic apologists! The mHedia are all wrong (unless it's in rangers favour)! Taking a rough stab at it, the above is probably what you've missed. Oh, and somebody popping in saying "are they deid yet?". Ho hum another day at work.

Soda

Hats off to you. You're a f*cking brave man trying to explain any of it to anybody. If the men in white coats were around they would've dragged you off thinking you were raving.

You'd expect your CEO to be able to speak more dignified than that. Oh, hold on, rangers/dignity. Non-starter, they're a match made in heaven (or hell).

"Taxi for Mr Green!" Hope to f*ck Tommys drving it!

Consumption

Key

Machine

Bob

A lot of people in Scotland blamed Maggie for all the woes of modern Scottish life. My old man before he died used to blame Thatcher for the railways disappearing. It would be nice to see the ages of some of the dissenting voices on this thread. Some of them were probably not old enough to vote even when she was kicked out of office.

Sorry to hear that old bean. Best of luck and all that.

Excellent and most timely reminder.

I'm sure if you contacted the SPL clubs, and for a 10% agents renumartion package, and guarantee to "spew your bile" about them to increase their ST sales, you could be onto a nice little earner.

I don't know about them, but, it sure as f*ck is doing my head in. Same team - not the same team. Same club - not the same club. Same company - not the same company. Can't fine us 'cause we're Newco it's Oldco's debt! But, our history is a continuation of Oldco and you can't take that away! rangers then, rangers now, rangers forever! Make your minds up!

Zone

Mistake

Snow White and the Huntsman: Not bad. Good twist on the story. Dwarves are brilliant. 6/10 (10/10 for the dwarves). Ironclad: Well made historical drama very loosely based on real events. A bit slow/brooding in places. Good action scenes very violent/gory. 8/10