Johnstoun

Tbf, they were probably twice that to buy new 30 odd years ago. £199.99 I think, total rip off compared to £139.99 for a Spectrum!

We need to get marketing shirts in Turkey this week, we’d shift thousands.

It felt like his last 1/3 of the season was a lot better than the first 2/3? I don't think that was down to the system either, as the defence seemed sound throughout.

“Clive filled my head with nonsense and I fucked it” would have made for a shorter statement.

Chopping up bodies in the basement?

I hope that incentivises the club to try to get any transfer business done early. I think we suffer in our early season form by waiting for the end of the transfer window and not giving new players a pre-season.

From what I can make out it does at least seem a lot more fashionable for school kids to support Saints than was the case when I was a kid, so hopefully there’s some long term gain coming out of the recent success.

Killie, Ayr, Morton and Falkirk.

It's incredible what he's done in just over half a season of football, he's probably all time top 10 already. I couldn't find it in me to rate him above Anderson, Wotherspoon, Craig, Davidson. The three centre halves that played yesterday won't get the attention but they are the absolute cornerstone of our success this season. But for injuries Murray Davidson would likely have been our all time appearance holder by now and would have played all three games. Recency bias aside my #1 is David Wotherspoon. All three medals and an assist in both Scottish Cup wins.

I think as it stands only a Chelsea win in CL. Villarreal are too low in the league for them to matter. No idea how it works though.

Jetpack Jocky?

The only conclusion I can come to is that the bigfoot have been teaching the bears to walk!

You’re supposed to be sheep shaggers rather than sea lions lad.

Even by Clark’s standards yesterday was a shocker, he’d actually been a lot steadier of late. He’s got a higher ceiling than Parish but a lower floor than me...

It's not the best pitch I've seen for an essay writing service, so more likely sexual enhancing racist hoodies.

In all the excitement it's easy to forget that we also saw off the Hot Potato once again today.

We’ve won more trophies than both Rangers’ in the last decade.

Getting the first cup, and the big cup, plus the European qualifications makes this a tough call. If Davidson could get us into Europe at some point he probably edges it.

Kane and Rooney absolutely fantastic today, game was much more graft than quality.

Rooney’s solved it by murdering him.

Only because the league was unfairly halted with a specific number of fixtures to complete.

The last team to definitely win all the games that are never played are sitting pretty at the top of the a league!

I'm not Verkauteren my chickens before they hatch!