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Ibrox has always been fertile ground for far right British nationalism.

That has got to be the most miserable-looking collection of fans I've ever seen. Jar Jar is the only one with a smile on his face.

Funniest moment of the whole rangers debacle? I think holding their agm in the middle of the pitch. In a fucking wigwam.

To have any hope of beating South Africa, you really have to get de Kock out early.

Anyone else find that countdown thing before the game starts really aggravating?

Watching highlights tonight. How did Scotland lose from that from a position where they had Afghanistan 132-8? Haq got picked off for a lot of sixes near the end (a commentator in the last match said his deliveries were so slow it was like a badminton shuttlecock) and messed up a run-out, plus Machan missing the stumps in the last over was criminal.

Finn was hit for 49 runs in 2 overs. Practically half a century from 2 overs! I'd say he just wanted to crawl into the nearest hole and die after that.

Shabnam is sexy as f**k without the headgear on (and a bit of a goer too as it transpires).

I think Varys is a good guy (underneath it all) and Little Finger is a complete shit, but with this show that could turn out to be the complete opposite.

You should amend that slightly, for a situation where a problem needs to be cleaned up; "we'll stick that in the washing machine and see if the skidmarks come out"

Ah, pig's trotters, another divisive one I think. I like them.

In very small doses, as part of a salad plate or something. My folks would eat fucking jars of the stuff which I wouldn't be able to stomach. Aussies put slices of beetroot in their hamburgers.......fucked up!

I like liver but only if it's well done. I like kidney also. I've had cow's heart once, years ago. Thought it was nice but very strong taste. Love sprouts also. Don't mind marmite but don't actively purchase or consume it. Love olives, especially black, but a lot of people hate them. I think pineapple and grapefruit are the only fruits I hate. I hate raw celery but don't mind it in stews and soups. Growing up, used to hate cabbage and turnips, absolutely would not touch them, but quite like them now. Tried anchovies from a tin once out of curiosity as I heard it mentioned on US TV and movies etc but I think I spat it out straight away - wasn't expecting it to be as salty (or hairy!) as it was. Think I got a fright, maybe I might like it now.

You could maybe give a fool's pardon to the soldiers who were already serving in 2003/04, before the full facts of the reasons for going to war in Iraq came to light, but any soldier who's joined the British Army since then has done so in full knowledge of these lies. To decry Reid as a "war criminal" yet laud these soldiers as "heroes" is utterly hypocritical.

I like the way that sevco fan describes John Reid as a "war criminal", yet every year sevco fans parade British soldiers round Mike Ashley's field as "war heroes", despite the fact that all of these soldiers willingly and voluntarily signed up to fight for this "war criminal". Bit of a contradiction, no? Yet another Ibrox paradox I guess.

You could cast all the extras from the Walking Dead to play the fans, they wouldn't even need to change costumes.

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Have the Oscar nominations been announced yet? Chucky's in with a shout after that performance (Jim up for best supporting actor). ETA White looked like a complete knob with that scarf on.

Don't forget, any sauce ya want with those breakfasts.

Snow Surrender.

Well if his remit is to portray an odious little c**t then he's got it down to a tee.

If he does smoke pot I don't blame him. Must be hard to play for a club where a substantial proportion of the support despise your country (and, by extension, you) and resent you even being there. I'm surprised he's not on something stronger tbh.

Just stopped short of saying "you're my best mate, you are". I love the guy but I'm beginning to see why Taylor told him to f**k off two years ago!

Jesus, the Barney/Bunting interview on stage was fucking cringe.

Yeah, I kinda know that it's history, my gripe is narrators describing it in the present tense, as if it's happening right now, in order to make it sound more "dramatic" and less like "boring history". It's basically dumbing down of history to appeal to a wider audience. If you did it in a history essay in uni you'd get slaughtered for it.