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Having a sit down pish is sometimes a welcome relief. Especially when hungover. I wouldn’t wish to use it as my ‘main’ form of urination.

Venus Van Damme has had a rough couple of years!

Today was gash. I’m not going to base the whole season on one game though. As a positive I thought Elton John looked decent enough and Curran was positive when he came on. Negatives; too slow on the ball, no width, lack of a game plan. Not aggressive enough in 50/50’s or quick enough to 2nd balls. It felt like a pre season game. I’m hopeful that we’re just starting slow... Although I’d agree it highlights we need a bit more depth in the squad, particularly at full back. Also a focal point type striker- unless McCann feels like giving Haber another try.

I must advise I had no choice of receptacle. I was merely confronted with the old school chalice. Whilst it was not ideal it did not hamper the taste or soothing qualities of said necTar.

Couple of cold ones that went down easier than a skag addled hooker in search of a 5r. Minus points for not being in a T glass but tasted fabulous nonetheless.

Eh Ken it, You Ken it, ......

That looks great, you’ve successfully got me choking for a pint. Bonus points for train cans. Always.

I know a few on here have gone for an IPTV option but I’m a tight bugger so I’m still ducking about with ‘free’ content. I’ve wiped my box and building up from scratch again. I can’t find a build I like so am just adding things adhoc when I want them. I’ve ran into a bit of a problem finding a decent repo for placenta / Neptune rising as the blamo one doesn’t seem to work anymore, has anybody had success with any different ones?

He is clearly a complete fanny with a drink in him but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t pleased. Vital part of our midfield last season.

After the game - I’m not sure whether it was the ITV panel or the subsequent ITV news - showed approximately 4 seconds of footage from Belgrade where the Croats were going crazy. Full on mosh pit level rammy and flares everywhere. It looked brilliant. Scary as f**k to be in the middle of it but great nonetheless. Better than the sanitised happy clappers that have paid hundreds of pounds for tickets. I reckon it’d probably cost somewhere between £5k - £10k per person to follow your team through the group stages of a W.C Taking into account flights and ancillary transport in country, accommodation, tickets, food and of course plenty bevvy. Also the fact that virtually every business is profiteering like f**k due to the captive audience. Mad that some folk take the whole family.

I’ve got my traditional pre season optimism. I’m incredibly excited and looking forward to tomorrow as it’s the first competitive game. We all know what will happen. I love the rollercoaster that is DFC.

I have just watched an advert (fucking ITV) for head and shoulders. Featuring on the advert was a ‘scalp artist’ who shaved a shitey lion type thing on some c***s head. PTTGOYN 1. Adverts. PTTGOYN 2. Scalp Artist.... It’s a fucking barber mate.

This little beauty is accompanying some charred meat. And I’ve nabbed myself one of the personalised glasses. A grand day.

Can’t work out whether I really like it or really hate it. I like the colour combo. Dislike the design, maybe it’ll grow on me. It might look great in the flesh.... [emoji120]

I’ve not got one this year but my young lad has and it’s quite slim fit I’d say. Also the puma ones over past few seasons have been quite slim / small made - that could be just cause I’m a fat pudding though. If you aren’t able to try on in the shop I’d probably play it safe and go a size up.

Not my house, at my mates. He’s a bit of a hunain.

Glorious. Necessary but glorious!

I’ll not manage the Brechin game, tend not to bother with friendlies as they don’t give a good enough insight of how the team will play when the season starts. I do miss the football though, so might go to the Cowdenbeath game and see the Moose grab another hat trick!

Never mind £35 for the top, by the time you add on shorts and socks it’s £61 for a full strip for a ten year old - before any name printing etc. Hungry b*****ds, but I’m the tube who’ll pay it cos my young lad wanted it for his birthday. Moral of the story; football teams and kids will both bleed you dry.

I personally wouldn’t swap him for Mulumbu. But of course he isn’t our player so I’ve not seen a great deal of him to judge.

It’s pretty much nailed on that he’ll be away now.

I always thought he would have been better pushed a bit further forward, maybe as a deep midfielder screening in front of the centre half’s. *edited because I can’t spell.

It would appear there are Police Officers in the USA that would disagree with you.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.