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You might get some great pairs if you're prepared to wade through the hundreds of pairs of Huraches being looked at by hipster twats in beards, skinny jeans and bow ties. Transalpino are taking a couple of stalls. They'll be plugging their own t-shirts, but they'll have some stunning and rare vintage /// on offer as well. Prices are eye-wateringly ridiculous, mind.

Reebok Classics. Worn almost exclusively by c***s in McKenzie hoodies and shell pants with buttons down the sides. Tragic.

Maybe try SL72? I wear them and they're pretty comfortable and versatile. Alternatively Handball Spezials, they might have a better sole for squash tbh. If you really wanted to put the work in for a class pair you could always hunt down a pair of vintage Indoor Super, designed for squash but look magnificent worn with jeans on a night out. A pair in good nick won't be easy to source and would set you back about £85 though.

Along with an L.A. Lakers vest, a snapback cap and a giant fake gold chain. Maybe a really thin goattee.

Word.

It's not a great pic to be honest, the ipad camera is terrible. They look amazing in the flesh and are incredibly comfortable. Only pair I've ever seen too. Liking your zx700, that's not a bad colourway. Any model of zx are comfortable, you can't go wrong really. I'd post my All Odd, but I reckon the slagging I'd get for them might break the internet.

If you mean the black with yellow /// they are Adidas Kick. Quite a rare colourway in Kick actually. Anyway, here are my latest. I look forward to getting ripped by all the generic JD Sports shoppers.

^Great - Grandfather exiled for stealing a loaf in 1873 type post.

People taking pictures of their cat. I understand you love your pet, but cats are utter c***s. It has the same expression of frustrated boredom in every picture, but the caption always says something like: "Ooooh, he's happy today!" or "Just seen a fly, look at him about to pounce!" The fucking cat has EXACTLY THE SAME look on it's face in every picture.

Bargain. Quality runners, classic style.

The only relating that should be done to the colour of your shoes is the colour of your polo shirt or jacket. I have a cracking pair of macaw Gazelle vintage and the Sevco loyal in my local go mental about them, such is their capacity for absolutely no rational thought whatsoever.

Events at Fir Park today. From the hammering on the park, the collapse of the thin veneer of humility after to the hordes rushing out half an hour early, it's like karma has decided to be a financial ombudsman for all the years those fucks cheated and dodged tax. Tremendous.

Vaseline round the edges of the top of the tongue, all the way down the sides under the lace holes. The squeaking is the tongue rubbing against the plastic sewn on to keep the lace holes in. It sounds ridiculous I know, but trust me, works a treat.

Cheers.

Anyone know where to park in Falkirk town centre that's relatively near Quest?

Jim Murphy's bitter and tragic exit speech is still making me smile, as is AdLib's incredible efforts not to pish himself laughing while standing directly behind him.

Democracy. I'm 41 years old and this is the first time it has felt relevant to me.

You're very much in the minority though, which is why Nizzy's London's will sell second hand for more than they cost new. It's possibly tinky if you've never heard of disinfectant.

Sorry big man, you're way off. The tobacco are okay but way overpriced at £43 ( I got the blue ones for £30), the Beckenbauer are the most common (and not nice) colourway and again overpriced at £46 and the Spezial are grey with a white sole - you'd need to be a colourblind lunatic to even consider wearing them. Sterling Mills is shite.

Join a trainer group on facebook and sell there. Much more likely to get someone paying you paypal gift therefore avoiding the 4% charge, and ebay is a total joke - they charge 10% and then you've got to add the paypal 4%. Edit: Nizzy, the Trimm Trab in decent condition should fetch maybe £50, the OP I've never heard of so I can't price but if the London are in good nick you can expect £70-80.

It seems the sole redeemer is pretty good, go for it.

Snap them up at that price. Fantastic shoe. There's a powder blue pair and a grey pair on their website, neither are all that great looking, certainly for the £77 asking price. Try size? in Glasgow or Edinburgh, instore they usually have far more stock. It's like waiting for a royal baby! I want to take my sleeping bag down to the delivery office and wait outside!

All three will be the usual shite quality reissues with rotten suede and glue marks everywhere. Still, all the no-mark wannabes will buy 5 pairs and stick them on e-bay immediately. If you want at least a tiny bit of quality buy the Boston Super. No hype means no mad rush from Adidas to get them on the market meaning machines get calibrated and standards are at least good enough so the glue actually goes between the shoe and the sole instead of halfway up the uppers.

No, you just stick to buying hi-tops a 12 year old girl would baulk at. He's great, but very difficult to get. I think he's just too busy. That started as an April Fool on various trainer groups..... Aye, unwearable! Doesn't count Anyway, I'm off for a wee dauner with the wife and a pint in the beer garden wearing my newly delivered '86 Detroit.

Went to the Scotland vs Tonga rugby international at Rugby Park last October. £4.50 for a warm can of Caledonia Best. I just laughed and walked off.