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It's much the same thing. Brown trainers look great with blue jeans. Unless they're a very rare pair don't bother. A full restoration could cost cost you £30-40 and if they're just a run of the mill pair you can get new ones for that.

Have you never worn a pair of brown shoes in your life?

In 2013?

Grown adults dressing up as robots and queueing for 12 hours or more for the premiere of a children's film. Honestly, humanity is fucked.

She couldn't really turn it down.

How much did you pay for them?

I was just thinking that!

I don't blame you. This place is full of irritating sarcastic dicks that collect shite trainers. Not me, of course. All the other sarcastic dicks that collect shite trainers. Not me.

I'll give you three hundred if you delete your pie and bovril account.

Yeah, that'll be it.

It's all hype, it really is. They're almost identical to a pair of city Marathon PT that i bought my lad for his Christmas, except the PT were £30 not £85 and they even come with spare laces. zx380 are class trainers and I will own a pair soon (but only cos you have them ) Syrian refugees wear Onitsuka Tigers. At least, the hipster refugees do anyway - when your children are drowning you need to wear your best bow tie and braces for the photies ye ken.

The New York SPZL in baby blue and grey are released at midnight tonight. If you're all able to get a pair (if you're lucky and quick enough). If they arrive and for some reason they're not for you there's always doubling your ££ for them on ebay. It's a crazy market at the moment. I'm looking forward to the time when these new collectors return to collecting guitars or Star Wars figurines or whatever.

Aye, it's not great. I don't suppose you'll be cheered by the news that Adidas stocked the Jeans in both colours up to 13.5 but they sold out immediately.

I'd give them the green light to buy any of the trainers you post, but they're too busy laughing, throwing up and covering their burning eyes.

Serge, you have little chance of finding anywhere that sells UK 13 in anything decent. Those tubular runner have like a tyre thing around the outside of the sole underneath. They are actually possibly the worst trainer sole I've ever seen. I would genuinely rather wear Huaraches or Onitsuka Tigers. As for the Jeans, they are excellent. The quality is superb. They're our December 3rd in the usual retailers, but these will go instantly so best of luck. I'll get mine early. I'm also looking forward to the New York SPZL tribute to Carlos out early December: http://www.kulbritania.com/en/lifestyle/1199-coming-soon-the-new-york-spzl-carlos

Beautiful pair of runners. And yet, every time I post a pair you criticise them for not being the same as everyone else. A pair of 2014 reissue zx100 and a pair of 1985/86 Bristol. So, when you say 'like' you mean 'almost a similar colour and with absolutely nothing alike other than that'. But yeah.

You'll need to go 12, which isn't that bad because they're made tight. Most folk go a half size down. Of course, your next problem is finding them in a 12. Not much chance I reckon.

ANOTHER pair? What are you? A collector now or something? Tut. Adidas fanboy. Pff. You can maybe hang on until January and see if you can get them in the sales but they are the pick of the island series reissues and sold fairly well. You can get Jamaica or Cancun for £49 though.

You wouldn't like any of my collection. There are no Hamburgs or Gazelles. It's a mix of what I like, what's rare and some vintage pairs.

l-r jd sports, jd sports, size?, jd sports, jd sports. How impressive.

Cheeky git. I don't have a moustache.

Someone on one of the groups the other day actually counted the colourways of Hamburg that have been released. Twenty six.

Black jeans, black hoodie, black balaclava. Need a reliable watch with subtle, fluorescent dials. Can't look at time on a backlit phone when I'm out raping bitches.

For years now I have told the time from my phone, but I do have a nice Armani watch for dressing up occasions.

New pair arrived today. Phantom.