Mr Rational

See everyone shouting about Nicola appearing with a Sun newspaper? Especially those on here who are Greens? Care to explain the 'Matt meets Patrick Harvie' article in the Sun today?

Head over to the politics thread just now, yer missus will get an education....

A guy I know pulled at a funeral. He pumped the lassie on the actual night of the burial, I'm sure it's what the old boy would have wanted though!

Well, folk like Glasgow council started making noises over unpaid poll tax demands even though I'm pretty sure it's been written off now, so it scared a lot of folk away....

Yay.

Leicester just exploded

It was only a matter of time....

Fill yer boots....

I walk the dog at night with a bunch of folk who are all slightly older than me, the oldest is around 70. The old dear in the group turned round to me the other night and said 'we should call ourselves the Gilmerton dogging group'. We had to tell her what dogging is....

Ach, I'm fine. I just need to sound off more than anything.

Great but when combined with Tramadol, it can get itchy and you go 'foggy'. I can't be mad at folk on here, I would probably be the same.....

I'm at a specialised ARBD residential unit, but we are brancing out to outreach and relapse prevention. I'm the guinea pig for outreach as I've worked outreach for ages.

Well, making a tit out of myself on here last night was certainly not the worst thing to happen to me today. First client I visited today is literally killing himself in front of me. He's drowning in vodka and he's no longer eating or drinking, in fact, he's no longer drinking vodka either as his body is shutting down. He looks as if he is a refugee from Belson and has lost control of his bodily functions. Second client I had to calm down, as she hates the place where she is now living in, wants to escape and the staff don't know to deal with her. Third client I had to take to the Western General with zero information, I ended up having to wheelchair him through the entire hospital, coupled with the first resident, I'm back on dihydrocodeine. I ended up finishing at 7 instead of 5, I had no lunch and it will be the same tomorrow. To top it off, I look after my folks house as they are travelling the world, the rental agency got in touch to say there's a major leak from the bathroom into the kitchen and it will be an insurance job, except the insurance may not talk to me as I'm not the home owner. I've had better days.....

I think the phrase from the Politics section is #minter

Heading out to work after telling the missus, she shouts out 'mind and take yer sweeties'..... She thinks it's hilarious....

Yep, I deserve everything that's heading my way.

Going by my post, you may as well change it to Gary Glitter. I'm going to show it to the lads at work, may as well give them a laugh.

Talk about blowing any sort of reputation I have out of the water in one post. I'm away to curl up into a ball and die.

Oh f**k

Oh f**k

Oh f**k

Yeah, just up and thought I would check my phone. I'm absolutely mortified, what on earth was I thinking?

Oh f**k I never read it properly, I thought it was the mother. Fire away lads, it's deserved....