Allan Jacobsen

Prefer Portugal so far

Rubbish.

Mel Giedroyc gets on my nerves

Lovely day for a spot of Eurovision

Thanks both. I've really only got my mother to speak to and she hears enough of me moaning. The job I'm in is pretty intense at times and by the weekend, I'm worn out and just want to relax. I'll work something out. I should get in the car more and drive to places where I can just go for a walk for an hour and clear my head. I don't feel as bad as I did last weekend. Sometimes it just hits me but that's my problem and I'll deal with it. I know it's up to me.

I won't bore anyone with my background. I'm just really lonely, have felt like this for a few years and I just need a hug. Apologies for the cringey shite. I hovered over the post button for a couple of hours questioning whether I should post this.

Tom Jordan is a tit. Munster are not winning the whole thing.

FTFY. Leinster and Munster supporters are generally a dreadful mob. They think they're hilarious. Not quite as hilarious as the Ulster supporters who turned up at the PRO12 final solely to boo Niko.

When I saw that Glasgow were down to 14, I knew it would be Jordan who had been sent off.

Very good

There it is

Zander Fagerson sounds like Allan Jacobsen. Pleasing.

Lions scoring a try when I'm away having a moan on another thread is incredibly unsporting

Terodde and Kleindienst would be a tremendous front two. Two 6'4" behemoths.

I said this a couple of years ago, or a variant on it, but Heidenheim's progress is in spite of Frank Schmidt. An awful coach who relies on one player. Previously it was Marc Schnatterer. Now it is Tim Kleindienst.

The fact that moron Carley thought that was a try when it was blatantly obvious that it was a double....no, triple movement is astonishing.

Very pleasureable

Lovely

I know he's been knocked out but that looked like dreadful technique to me *edit* which probably explains why he got knocked out *further edit* obviously hope that it isn't serious

I kicked a giraffe to death once

Good God, England got blootered by France!

Because I may never see it again... Just as fucking Dusseldorf score. c***s.

To add to this, how fucking lucky are we to have had Finn Russell and Stuart Hogg (arguably the best 15 in the world at one point) playing for us at the same time? Also for us Glasgow fans, in the same team.

I think I saw someone earlier compare him to Jonah Lomu. Seems about right.

Understandable given he must have been mesmerised by the Scotland performance THIS REFEREE MAKES THE BABY JESUS CRY!!!!