pandarilla

You can't handle the truth.

That months question was brutal.

Can someone put an appropriate gif to this monstrosity of a post. You almost made me f**k in my mouth. The only thing worse than Hamilton fan-boys is the folk that never stop going on about them.

We're really enjoying this, but only when we can fast forward through the chat and adverts. My wee boy is 7, and gets ridiculously upset when he can't get it. He insists on random guesses, and rages when I call him out. But he actually got the 5% question tonight on his own, and in the time. It was the one about the 'she sells sea shells' rhyme. Me and the missus got it as well (not a humble brag, as we were both out by that point) - but we were genuinely stunned that he managed to get a question so late in the game.

Yan is giving no fucks about an interpreter in his interview. Speaking absolutely nonsense, and not a f**k given. He's a legend.

Also, surely yan's nickname should be the giant panda rather than the Chinese Tiger. He's a big lump who pads round the table in a clearly-too-small waistcoat, and yet somehow he's still cool as f**k.

Eurosport guy with classic presenter speak there... 'the stats tell some of the story, but not all of it' The stats ALL favoured Selby, who lost. Every stat in his favour except the one that counts, and yet he didn't notice it.

Ooft. That's some punch.

Aye that's what I thought. Glad I didn't pay for it, as it sounded far too one-sided - but sounds like a ko that needs to be seen?

FFS. Ayr need to somehow win and partick won't be taking it easy. Not a fucking chance.

Fucking hell. As long as the only folk involved were the nuggets themselves.

One goal and we're safe! Holy shit.

Absolutely prefer Joe Ellinton. Just trips off the tongue lovely.

Any updates? Ayr still the better team?

The undercard doesn't look great, or am I missing something? I also noticed that Warren obviously hasn't embraced the 21st century and so there's no female fights? The only women were scantily clad lovelies in the background. I thought all sport had moved on from that nonsense?

I started dating my wife the day after our last win at Palmerston which I attended (and set it up through texts on the bus home). I'd have loved to know that information at the time. I'd be buzzed as f**k about the longevity of the relationship but simply wouldn't believe you about the poor footballing record. We were miles ahead of Queens at that time. 20 years is a long fucking time.

The difference is marginal, and when you look at how different we are when we're shit and when we're good - it's a 1 in n 4 chance for me. Our best chance of survival is finishing above Dunfermline.

This last sentence is insane logic. Same with any Ayr fan that thinks we'll waltz down to Dumfries and best Queens next Saturday. It's almost like you've never watched football play out before

Aye this for me. City have been poor but this guy has handed it to Liverpool on a plate.

Is he a Tory? Surely not.

If we somehow win then bullen deserves a lot of credit, and our full backing for next season. Actually I'll say the same if he doesn't win today but does manage to keep us up.

What a horrific take this is. Their predictions are no better than most on here but the show is fucking tremendous.

He'd still average more than a few in the top order.

Quite clearly we can win. If we play the way we did in the second half last week then we'll win. We were very good, against a better team than Dunfermline. The problem is we can also throw in the first half performance, and in that case we could get fucking hammered. This team is capable of great results but it's also got a high tendency to throw in a face-melter. Deep breaths. Strong drinks. Big voices. Let's support them.

He's got that on a shoe string.