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Great resistance shown by England for a change but what the f**k is stokes doing? Entertaining as f**k but also a really predictable dismissal. Just milk the spinner for 5 or 6 an over rather than trying to hit 36. Just stupid test match batting.

No way are New Zealand the favourites at the moment. If root hangs on for an hour then England win easy, and even if he falls they can still scrape over the line.

No way are New Zealand the favourites at the moment. If root hangs on for an hour then England win easy, and even if he falls they can still scrape over the line.

What? He was a pretty main pundit for when that happened. He's somehow managed to get through that unscathed, but he's definitely not gained from it.

Buncey is calling you foolish for having it that wide. He can accept the 115-113 but no more than that.

I had a fiver on Richards and listening to the radio it sounded like i had a chance. Was I robbed?

You're underestimating the beauty of the humble egg. I don't get to eat properly due to having a fucked up gut, and so I hook up to a drip every night. Eggs are generally a safe food, and so I've taken a great deal of time to learn the process. I'm pretty sure I've watched every YouTube clip by every chef and wannabee chef on scrambled egg technique and omelettes. It's done, and there's a wonderful science to it. I've also recently come to appreciate the joy of egg mayonnaise (a touch of mustard is the key).

You're worrying too much, mate. You've got the experience, so trust your judgment. Very simple rule in life. Treat folk the way you'd want to be treated yourself.

Pelanty

They look so toothless up front. Edited to say rangers, but same could be said for Frankfurt.

Absolute peak Pie & Bovril right here. There's a common narrative out there and so the done thing on here is to take the exact opposite view. A right hot take. Campbell has done a fantastic job with lower league clubs for years. He's not perfect by any means, but he's old-school, and deserves the little bit of limelight he's had this year.

There are always some weird laws. It could've been that you had to remove a player in order to bring one on (unlike this case).

That's harsh. It's a pretty obscure event.

You can't say anything these days mate, eh? [emoji57]

You can't say anything these days mate, eh? [emoji57]

That's unreal. I love how the commentator's voice breaks as he was clearly caught out by the late run. You can't really blame him, though. In

We all know that Harvey has a giant cock.

West ham seem to have a right mare the other night. Moyes battering a ball boy with a volley wasn't a great look. Now there's footage of Declan rice accusing the ref of taking a bribe.

The f**k is this? Did you seriously just get me to watch a fucking advert? It's about as funny as gonorhea.

It's an easy speech for the groom, and much harder for the best man. You just need to thank everyone, and say how lovely all the women are looking. Use the opening line..."on behalf of my wife". It's an easy applause. Be genuine. Don't drag it out.

Solskjaer really is looking like a decent manager in the end. He clearly wasn't making the big decisions on signings and he dragged this mob too second in the league last season.

That loss wasn't just doesn't to Higgins. We were off the pace and Talbot are a good team. Far too many of our fans underestimated them. In

Aye, and as I said, it's a shite analogy. It's a game of football ffs.

Comparing it to wanting the Tories to win is a shite analogy. That has real-life consequences that can affect millions of folk in our poorest communities.

You need the balance right, though. He needs to be match sharp and fully fit. Morelos definitely out?