South Lanarkshire Jag

Are you famous??

don't talk pish Auld people should take advantage of the extra hour Might be another 52 weeks til your wife appears up for it Young people - on the ball

well it used to be the Technical College of paisley AKA f**k off ya auld coffin dodger *grumbles about the elderly of today*

I suppose tho, probably in the grand scheme of things, that your boy has friends who are able to try and stop these situations occur again rather than "egging" him on to drink more and make him worse than he was tonight. Sorry in advance if that seems patronising Keithgy

i go to the universitiy of paisley. What do you expect??

I agree. I will get very very pareletic if i'm in my own house but i always maintain standards when out with friends

fucking printer is missing a fucking cable so can't fucking set it fucking up to start printing fucking shit

I think i have broken my toe

My Sky box. After having 3 day's of no signal, my sky plus box mysteriously turned itself on this morning when i was asleep. Upon inspection it seems i have all the channels bar, 1-5 ie Council Telly channels. Engineer is coming out this afternoon but i'm a bit spooked as to what's going on

Sky plus is messing up. Got no signal from any channels. Need to send an engineer. Great

Setanta is pissing me off. Keeps on saying "check your viewing card" even tho its fine

Setanta sports. Trying to subscribe and bought one of those mad wee packs out of Tesco(the one that gives you the "CAM module", viewing card and initial connection etc. So followed the instructions in the box, went to Setanta's website to activate and have ordered my subscription (i think) but a viewing pack has to be sent out before i can watch it which is a bit rubbish cos i thought i could start watching it now. Anyway onto step for of watching Channel 5 for a half hour before switching TV off and hopefully having it. Phoned their customer service for re-assurance but was met with hearing hubbub in the background but no-one talking when i said hello

that is pure annoying. does he not realise he's fucking up his children? as a kid from a divorced couple i was very fortunate that my dad always kept his sundays aside for us(he could only get sunday off i believe due to being a cop). Every sunday he was there for me and my brother and im grateful for that. When we got older 13+ he saw us 2 days a week and never let us down(unless he gave us notice that he couldnt make it) when i read about what other kids go through, i feel so fortunate

its my way of describing Debit cards

ah right. didn't know that. My card get's accepted everywhere so just, wrongly, assumed. Ah well Vikington enjoy camping in february for your tickets

so using logic you're over 16 so you should have a chip and pin card no?

do you have a bank account?? or do you just hide tyour money in the lining of your curtains like certain other folk fae greenock?

why not pay with a maestro bank card? or is the nag that you don't have a chip in pin card yet?

my laptop charger has packed in. Roll on pay day when i will get a new one and throw this one out the window

my Toshiba laptop is a pile of shite

exam results were shite

i feel rotten and im back out on the piss in 2 hours

wankers for customers who think you're being rude when you're actually letting a guy away for his break

the editors - an end has a start

i am tempted even before i read this i think that but it happens so often to me that i have to consider whats the point a lot if you aint even found urself in a position like this then your a lucky guy must never have got acne or had low confidence