South Lanarkshire Jag

whats the point in living? everyone screws u about and lies to u and makes ur existence irrelevant

just remember there are always resits that was my theory during my uni exams

orange fucking up my contract renewal

how im soo mentally fucked up i just want someone to like me for who i am since i aint the nicest biscuit in the tin but then when i do find someone like that i just mess things up for some reason and i dont know why and i hate myself for it

yip and being on a different computer miles away from ur own while your other gets fixed

accidently syncing your ipod onto an empty itunes library losing all of the songs

i cant focus on my Corp Finance report

i asked them to do something to earn their treat and i got soaked so the door will not be answered for the rest of the night

halloween trick or treaters

take your pick

waking up at 6.47 and rushing to try and get ready for the 7.20 ferry only to discover its off due to the wind

i think i've just fucked up big time

aye another petty nag is finding your new socks shredded. Not sure how i managed it but its been ripped

i lost all that in Guru with Shakey

why do i not remember typing this probably something to do with the bottles of cider and aftershock which is now empty my nag today is having an upset stomach from drinking all my booze last night

i fancy this lass massive but am too cautious to ask her out

yes of course *goes away to find the "which p n ber will die next to put Xbl's name up*

they are hardly gonna turn you away are they? chances are they looked at ur slip saw an acca and thought easy money you dont need to look 18 to get "served" in a bookies

underage gambling is a bad bad thing

ehh Hamilton won

ouch

they usually come in on time. Maybe it's cos you have restarted you need to pick up a cheque from the uni thus validating you are attending and enrolled in the course it's what happened to me when i started first year last year. might have changed but not 100% sure

dont do that £1 notes are now classed as "rare" that you can sell them for about £5 each on ebay pay in coins instead B)

nah i would be able to tolerate it for the cash consider me put back in my place