South Lanarkshire Jag

i want an easy job with easy money cos im a lazy fuckin b*****d

i'd love a job like that. it seems so easy

have to go to a midnight launch for my brother to get some stupid game and wud rather be in my bed sleeping

they were never gonna win for various reasons. 1. Montrose's plastic pitch 2. East Fife have been riding their luck for a while now with last minute winners 3. Montrose are a good team and will be top 4 gutted for you like tho

Mon the Colchester big Yeates got another belter today

being totally shattered but not able to get to sleep due to drinking wayyyy too much caffeine

Happy Birthday Coddy B)

OK Friendsrus.com here i come They won....

and forward it 24 hours

when you plan a night out and everyone bails for the poofiest reasons leaving you on ur tod

Div

i concur

Number 1 pie refusing to stump up his 5s money when HE decided to sneakily disappear before i had a chance to ask him for the money. Wee sleekit arseholes like him annoy me when i trusted him enough to not ask for the money before the day. I asked it off him before the 5s and he refused to give it stating he wanted to play first before paying then he sneaked off when i was having a shower and is now refusing to stump up Twat Rant over

Insomnia

i just knew you would say that

xbox 360 controllers which die when you are about to score into an empty net

happy Birthday David W

happy birthday nizzy B)

mistake number 1 mistake number 2 never let them watch mistake number 3

finding out 2 weeks later that a fellow p n b select player has no confidence in you and decides to post it on bebo rather than say it face to face

awww shucks thank you i thought we were keeping it secret tho for the missus

talking to people on msn for the first time in months and realising you were in love with her and shes now happy with her bf

i can't decide if you should live or die

not being able to get thru for scotland tickets must have tried about 100 times to always be engaged