RandomGuy.

Eh? You make the point we have no fans and are irrelevant compared to Championship sides, I make the point we have more fans than most Championship sides, your retort is to start going on about away supports. We also don't fudge figures, we have a counter on the turnstiles.

Our home crowd, on average, is bigger than anything in the Championship outwith Dundee

So it'll be a unique one? Wish I knew before ordering it but won't have much choice, gonna have to go in on Saturday and just book the fucker

We're bringing out a special "Cup Final strip" for this according to Campus Sports. Does anyone know if its imply this seasons top with the words stitched in (like we did for the League Cup Final), or is it next seasons strip on sale early?

He was clearly molested by the PE teacher dressed as Santa. Its the only explanation for all this

I did at first, but in fairness I was in the mythical land of Loft where the ability to see things clearly vanishes as soon as you walk up the stairs.

Oh dear, not even sure he's 18

Was informed during the night that its actually a guy. Cue the scenes of trying to get any drunk person I know to try and pull them

The very stuff, its utterly beautiful, then it starts hitting you once you've swallowed the c**t a couple of times

Still wouldn't call us favourites, you lot have more history in these sort of games, theres no way of knowing how our players will react to the situation. Only time I've seen us in a Final was the League Cup against Rangers, and the Challenge Cup back in about 7 years ago, and only Anderson survives from the Challenge Cup team

Turns out excessive amounts of double vodka and cokes, and shots of Thunder! makes you feel far better. Who knew?!

Despite having an embarrassingly small amount of alcohol last night ( five or six pints), I'm still feeling utterly hinging. Had to walk to Scone from Perth to get my car in the boiling heat and have to go out at half 9ish. No matter what I do, I can't shake the shitty feels.

What kind of car?

Just read there that EsEs also made the Final this year Utter scenes if we both win

Disappointed to not get behind the goals, as I quite enjoyed it at Ibrox and felt it made a difference. You do get a better view from the side though. Think we'll sell around 15000, theres huge swathes of people already booked buses and groups that usually go through in four or fives are now twenty or thirty strong, its hugely encouraging. Also £30 is acceptable for me, I'd only reconsider going if it was over £500. Although if I dumped my girlfriend and moved back in with my parents then I'd be able to afford it, so I'd manage that aswell. Seems odd that Dundee United will take more fans to a Final than Arsenal though.

Because other people aren't c***s?

You've not thought that through have you

I've literally no idea why you're so angry, nor why you've decided I speak in "text language" at all, seeing as not once on here I've ever posted anythng near to what you just have. I quite simply couldn't care less whether people believe me or not, thats why I'm willing to make "joke" comments every so often. Its clearly very important to you that you "put me in my place" though, so good luck with that in the future, sadly here you're just coming across as incredibly strange

Gravity doesn't exist under water

Is he now the King? Sort of adds weight to the Cersei argument if he is I have no idea who it is, keep thinking about it and everyone makes sense, maybe its them all? Or maybe he got rabies from the doves? My girlfriend "told" me straight after, and when I went in a mood she started saying she was joking so I've no idea whether I know or not. Still not forgiven her. Also I think Joffreys death was fitting in a way. A coward killed by cowardly methods

braw

They booked them about 5 minutes after we left Celtic Park, from what I heard theres definitely two booked and they want a third. They also tried to book a pub but United and Aberdeen fans had booked everything

A whole crowd singing "We hate Dundee"? Bet the Dundee fans would be wanking furiously at their name being mentioned on TV again without the word "turmoil" coming after it, must've been while The guy that ran our bus reckons between 10-15k, I'd love it if we took 15k but its hard to judge really. I suppose we got 8,500 or so Saintees against Minsk, so 10k should be reasonable enough

Without playing a single minute