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Getting pop ups offering me insurance for my flute. They couldn't be further up the wrong dreel if they tried.

The worst were the pies served in tin foil trays, making the base soggy and causing the arse to fall out of it. Maybe they are a thing of the past. I think Queen's Park used to charge over £2.50 for these monstrosities.

Had my first vaccine yesterday (support worker for vulnerable adults). Sair arm today, but got an awfy braw sleep last night. Would recommend.

Not unrelated to tractors...

In fairness, being Richard Littlejohn is almost certainly worse than being Garth Crooks and washing sieves put together

According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion?

I'm not entirely convinced that poor use of emojis is worse than sexually intimidating young footballers

Back in the day we used to get gas and air before getting a tooth extracted. Apparently (aged 8 ) I informed the dentist that my Dad was a better footballer than him before going under

I don't blame Faddy, why ask someone like him if he expects QP to win the league? Is he some kind of expert on lower league Scottish football?

Willie Gibson going for the Neckanuary look

Carrol's quite funny. Wears his heart on his sleeve with that doughnut on his head. The wee scone

You'd almost think it was intended

Queens winning almost virtually every individual battle for the most part

Maxwell really shouldn't be spitting

It also makes sense at this level as it means that Armande One can't be asked to wear Ryan Wallace's number nine shirt...

Not sure what the point in playing Gibson as a defender is. I realise he is short of pace these days, but he is wide open to a half-handy left-sided midfielder.

There was a live feed on Facebook that I inadvertedly caught hold of, basically howling at the moon about Covid for 30 minutes and how the hospitals are actually all empty etc, imploring everyone to take to the streets. The scary thing was the hundreds of folk agreeing with him and egging him on. Is there really a significant number of people out there that think that this pandemic is a massive hoax??

Acht come on. It must be exciting being on the brink of winning your first major trophy...

Ooft. Welcome to the 21st century M876...

This is almost Rangersesque arrogance. You were comprehensively defeated this afternoon by the better side on the day. You are however clearly a decent side, as your current league position would suggest. Also, if you complete the season with four or five defeats, the chances are that you will finish as champions.

**Cough. Falkirk...

They're not even the biggest team in Falkirk

Jamesie Allan, lead singer of Glasvegus featured briefly for East Fife in 2001, scoring two worldies against Dumbarton in Methil and doing nothing else of note. His musical career possibly replicated his footballing one...