Cosmic Joe

Tempted to buy this book. Like a good autobiography

Answer the questions. It's been a meltdown free Sunday and I'm bored...

Does the club you follow have buses in their town/ city cutting about in club colours? Do they have the Sherrif Court of the region based there? Has your club put another out of business because they were simply considered "bigger" than them, with more financial clout? Have they "merged" with a former local rival but continued to sport their original colours and named the stadium after themselves? Are you a Rangers fan?

Digging with diligence

The best shite ever

Dishes

Minterose

The north east of Mintrose

You're obviously not from around these parts

On sale in Tesco South Road. Unlike Kerrygold Butter which annoyingly you have to go to Morrisons off the Forfar Road to buy

Overweight men on the other hand...

Can't beat a chapati doused in gravy at Christmas

Fed up of telling it to their face tbqh

If you add two letters to SAS, jumble the letters around, take away one, add another, and it spells WANKS...

Agreed. You would think it would be obvious eh @Scary Bear

What's everyone's views on white folk blackening up for the purposes of entertainment?

Impressive. My Maternal Grandfather was born in 1882...

Pretty sure John Boy Walton was a bit racisty himself if I recall correctly

Dundee Courier sub-editor trying too hard https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/sport/football/dundee-fc/1673416/dundee-jonathan-afolabi-morton-tourist-opportunity/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

...and Sunday is still two hours away...

I do wish you would stop getting offended at trivialities

Elie? Don't see the point.

Always think of my Great Uncle Jimmy at this time of year. Went AWOL in 1917, returned a year later minus his uniform and kit which he got charged for. Nae c**t ever mentions the AWOLers in this Remembrance stuff...

Gorgie

Aweferfuxache...