Cosmic Joe

The last two remaining quarter final berths are up for grabs.

Spartans fans?

Guy could do with a shearing himself

Ferry Alli?

Pretty sure it's 10am any day of the week in Scotland. Unless Wee Frees rules apply..

A moment (four minutes of confusion) ahead of the Peterhead v East Fife game yesterday. The ball got plucked from a plinth, which was bad enough. The players then lined up facing the main stand. Nobody knew what for. Out for the kick off, then the referee indicated something else. The players then congregated around the centre circle for a minutes' applause. The game kicked off at four minutes past three. Nobody is still any the wiser. Get this nonsense in the bin.

Either or

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=UJKIGh4jdQI&si=H3cTYvv49fc2ErIZ

Bruce Cockburn recorded a very human song, when experiencing the retribution of the US against the socialist government of Nicaragua elected back in the day.

When the Anster chippy was in in its pomp, winning all the awards, the other local shops all raised their game. The Pittenweem chippy (RIP) went under the radar, but was outstanding fare. And these days the wee chippy in Anster seems to be the place to go. Accept poor standards and you will continue to get served substandard shite.

West - Central Scotland is utterly grim in this respect. A Coatbridge chippy somehow managed to win the fish supper of the year a few years back though. Not sure if it is still in existence.

To be fair, you have been all over the shop* on this topic. *Clearly not a chip shop though.

Comfortable victories sees the progression of the burger and smoked sausage suppers respectively to the quarter finals.

The excitement continues in this opening round.

That looks like a poor excuse for a pie.

In fact, both keepers.

Morton goalie in an almost indistinguishable kit from his opposition.

Morton muppets booing before he even took aim at goal.

St Vincent de Paul Society will take any furniture and re-distribute

Is that a cross between a pig and a dog?

.... if you will insist on tweeting pics of knobs....

Wigan Casino?

Polony in batter, deep fried. Or so I'm lead to believe. Very tasty,. Except hardly any c**t ever orders them these days, which makes me wonder where they're storing them.

Plus, they leave them all night just sitting there, never cooked to order. Still better than a beefburger supper though.

After the televised opening First Round tie saw a comfortable passage into the quarters for the battered sausage, we move onto the next three ties.