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October 2023 That draw at the end there is going to cost us, put a real dampener on an otherwise good month. Into the cup final though, where we'll face Kalju. It's not going to happen, but we're likely to be in European competition and, with a few solid additions to the squad, hopefully I can have another go next season. I also enjoyed this. We're a bunch of fucking hammer throwers, and I wouldn't have it any other way. We're now up to 85 yellows

September 2023 Excellent stuff - 2 complete shitfests to start us off, and then we started pumping dross left, right and centre. I think we can safely say that we're in the top 4, but it's all very tight. 4 points to make up in 5 games... It's possible, but I think I've too much to do. We've still to play both Flora and Levadia though, win those and who knows.

August 2023 Another new centre midfielder, Mark Oliver Roosnupp, joined. He can also play right midfield and attacking mid, which is useful, and looks alright. Another decent month - should have beaten Tammeka as well, and through 2 rounds of the cup. Another failure to beat Levadia though, I think they're too far ahead of us and we're running out of opportunities to catch them. Still, maybe next season. 9 games to go. As I said, I think we're too far behind to get the title, but we're doing well. Got offered this as well, but they're utter shite. Seriously considered it as they're professional, but I'm hoping that, if I get into Europe, then the board will let me go professional as well, and my side is far better than theirs is.

Good win, and pleasing that we were able to actually kill the game off with the second goal.

I must have missed something because I didn’t see anything remotely controversial there.

This has been a really tough watch between pixellot, no commentary and the standard on display from both sides.

Fair point actually. What will happen to the gammon brain when told that the ROOL BRITTAINIA Navy has been stripped back to point they have to choose between protecting the fish or ensuring refugess dont make it to their 30k per year and 5 bedroom house. Give the navy refugees wages!

July 2023 Well, first thing is that all the guys I signed in January were finally able to join, so that gave my squad a little bit of depth for the first time this season. Really needed as, although we've done really well, it felt like last month was us running out of steam and injuries/suspensions catching up with us. I also signed a new centre midfielder in Edgar Tur, who looks fine. Better than what I had before at any rate. Pretty good month, but losing to Flora took a bit of the shine off. We were good against Kalju, Trans and Varprus. We were lucky to scrape a win against Kuressaare and simply outplayed by Flora. Still 5 point behind, annoyingly. Up to 3rd though.

There’s definitely some ill will amongst some Thistle fans for everyone that didn’t vote the way we wanted them too. It’s all a bit childish, but here we are.

Do you ever get very far into the saves? I usually just do one or two saves, but get through 15-20 or more seasons on them

Quite like Sena at centre back, he seems much better there than the few times I’ve seen him play in midfield. Definitely deserves to stay in the team at any rate. I think we’ll probably try and keep Spittal until the summer, assuming he’s back fit. Doubt he’ll get a game for County anytime soon, so imagine they’ll be happy to let him stay with us until his contract expires at the end of the season.

McSpreader was barely literate, as I recall. You can at least work out what point Stormzy is making.

In all fairness, I’m not entirely certain that the guys who think that ‘cultural Marxism’ is a Jewish plot to destroy western society really have a problem with Jeremy Corbyn possibly being anti-Semitic.

Can you specify who exactly within the current SNP government fall into each of these categories? Or don’t, I’m not really fussed. Not that interested in the opinions of someone who looks at the world and says “what we need is more right wing governments”

don’t know about the fuckwits at Millwall or wherever, but I’m pretty sure that the (more savvy) far right talk about “Marxists” because they’ve realised that a lot of people stop listening if they say what they really mean, which is generally “the Jews.”

June 2023 A shite month, all things considered. We'd about 6 players suspended against Tammeka, and were just garbage against Kalev. Drawing with Levadia is ok, but need to start beating them. Down to 5th, but we're still only 5 points off top. Very, very tight. Also, Maksim Gussev (my best player) came to ask to move to a bigger club, I tried to say no and he kicked off so I said yes and this happened... f**k sakes.

May 2023 An unbeaten month, with a stunning result against Flora thrown in. We really should be beating shite like Trans and Vaprus, which could cost us, but overall I'm pretty pleased with how everything's going. We also haven't lost to any of our title rivals since the opening day, which is good. Levadia are starting to pill away, and it's incredibly tight behind them. We've still to play them 3 times, so plenty of of opportunity to overturn their lead in those matches alone. Need to get a solid run of wins together in order to catch up though.

Aye, racists are entitled to express their racism. And all the rest of us are entitled to point out that they’re racist scum.

Who was the Celtic fan who posted something about wearing Celtic socks with kilts at a wedding solely to annoy the brides father? I don’t know why but that’s always stuck in my head

April 2023 We've hit some unbelievable form. Wins against Flora, Paide and Kalju are excellent - should have been even better as we fucked up a 3-0 lead against Levadia. Only real blemish on the month is the loss against a shite Tallinna Kalev side. Both sides got penalties, they scored, we never (obviously) and we created f**k all else. Think we're a good counter attacking side, but having to actually break a team down doesn't suit us. Still, 16 points from 21, can't really complain with that. And the boy Oigus has been remarkable. He got 3 goals last season, and has 11 so far this. A point off the top of the table. Did not see this coming at all, but hoping we can keep it up.

March 2023 Mixed start. We were good against Kalju, but got a guy sent off and fucked it up. Was quite annoying, I'd set him to be subbed off, as he was a red card waiting to happen, but he got sent off before it happened. We were shite against Trans, and pretty poor against Kuressaare but got 4 points so I'm not complaining.

It’s more simple than that. They’re just a party supported exclusively by complete vermin. Outright racism has been part of their brand for a long time now.

He doesn’t have to get it inch perfect, but something that goes past the first man occasionally would be nice. His crossing is absolutely chronic. For the amount of times he gets into good positions, I think he played a decent ball in once (which Murray then made an arse of). Cardle is our only creative option at the minute.

Aye, he’ll be too busy with his top priority - “cracking down on the gypos”

Transfer WIndow 2023 Start with the outgoing players. My whole team is on amateur terms, so not much I can do to stop them leaving. Vastsuk is the one I was most annoyed about losing, had a good partnership with Gussev up front. Only managed to sign one player. It's really fucked me off, I have a load of guys who have agreed to sign, but for some unknown reason they won't be joining until July. Can't work our why it is, but will need to make do. Anyway, the one guy who has joined is Andre Saar, a young goalkeeper. Should be fine, and at 19 has plenty of time to get better. I'll show you the boys who'll be joining half way through the season, starting with Magnus Villota, a centre half. He looks solid, and should provide a good option there. Next up, Mehdi Khchab, who I'll be using as a right midfielder. Decent technique and passing, good movement and decision making. i'm pleased with this. Geman Ussov will be my right back, and is another in the "looks solid" category. Ranon Kriisha is another centre back, and will give me good cover there. won't be a starter normally, but always handy to have someone ok on the bench. Nikita Savetkov is another centre half. To be honest, I forgot I signed him. Another guy to provide cover. Marek Satov is a good attacking option, and will hopefully be able to chip in with a bit of creativity and pace up front. Board are being realistic, and from my view, I just want to tick over until July when my good players join.