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I must be the best person to sit beside on a plane.
I tell the person to have my drink & meal before sleeping the majority of the flight.
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1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
I know how they felt.
They should have had mobility scooters back in the late cretaceous.
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TIL Tyrannosaurus Rex wouldn't have been able to run. It's weight would've broke it's own legs.
Another Jurassic Park myth busted.
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6 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said:
With that rumour and the one about Todd Boelly looking at an American basketball coach for Chelsea to have a "Ted Lasso effect", we could really be in for some banter years.
It's like cheating in Champ Manager yet still being shite & losing.
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2 minutes ago, Dan Steele said:
Best god-damn zombie from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine - or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.
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So we've got Crystal Maze plers so wee they can 'Eugene Tooms' through the window even when they get locked in?
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1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
Go up to your Gran's bit, it seems to be awash with women.
Prefer not to enter the afterlife just yet Sarge.
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1 minute ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:
Madge Bishop. RIP
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I can't wait to ask my GF to marry me.
SpoilerJust need a GF first.
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I'm worried that if you'd pump her she'd turn into an old crone like Melisandre in GoT.
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2 hours ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said:
At one point has anyone ever said he’s the best 9 of all time because he’s scored some tap ins?
Stop misquoting.
Nice strawman you're building...
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11 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said:
I initially thought it was Dier at first on the highlights as well. I think it’s the new trim.
Top scorer in both the Champions League and the Bundesliga this season. Shite player right enough.
At what point did I say he was "shite"?
Stop misquoting.
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3 minutes ago, jimmy boo said:
Xenophobe.
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Just now, Derry Alli said:
You're a wonka.
Auto corrected... RIGHT?!
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1 minute ago, Derry Alli said:
The ones that'll fit through all the wee gaps. Boys like @Bairnardo and @itzdrk.
I said Crystal Maze, not Wonka.
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Nostalgia watching Crystal Maze on Challenge.
What P&B team of 5 others would you choose?
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8 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:
@Venti @Derry Alli @Jacksgranda
wherever you are, wherever you are going.
3secs to think, take care brothers, love you
That lad pushing his head down & down was class. (2:18)
Take care mate
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4 hours ago, Musketeer Gripweed said:
Any Mark Goldbridge or The Flying Pig video after a Manchester United defeat.
"Finished that like he's prime Raul"
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18 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:
Au contraire mon ami...
Admittedly you would have been watching Morton lift the League one trophy at the time so it may have slipped your notice but If we hadn't been docked points, put under a signing ban and got relegated then this scene would never have happened.
Meanwhile Rangers and Hibs had to settle for the dubious honour of playing league games in Greenock the following season
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English are desperate AF when it comes to Kane.
Scores some tap ins & he's the best #9 ever.
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9 minutes ago, SEETHING said:
Hearts don't deserve a Scottish Cup semi final place for enduring both Airdrie and Greenock one after the other; they deserve the Victoria Cross.
Not sure you're allowed medals after cheating, docked points & getting relegated.
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3 minutes ago, Mr Meeker said:
Can you hear me Martin Compston, can you hear me? Chic Murray, can you hear me? James Watt. Roadworks. Lena Zavaroni. Richard Wilson, I don't believe it. Your boys just took one hell of a beating. By errm one goal to nil.
Woah woah woah... leave Richard alone.
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We'll still pump the Hearts. Right? RIGHT!?
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UEFA Europa League 23/24
in Misc Other Fitba Chat
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Thought that was offside from Roma there.