Chicken Wing
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^^^ ITKThat Nisbet to Birmingham story has to have been rubbish. There's surely no way on earth Hibs would've turned down £3 million for him. He's gone right off the boil over the last few weeks to the point he got dropped at the weekend.
Hibs would probably be delighted if someone offered anywhere close to £1 million for him.0 -
Toxoplasmosis you say?She's lying on a mattress in the front room on a Monday afternoon while I am working:
Me: "What are you up to?"
Her: "Watching a movie."
"What's it about?"
"A clairvoyant helps to solve a nuclear bomb mystery for the police."
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And we can use the notes we are due to the "wee team" from the development fee to further cover the goalmouth areas to ensure this game goes ahead.........We'll cover it with all the money we'll receive from Nisbet getting sold on.
Maybe Rovers could do the same and we can compare.0 -
Don't you fucking start!I concur, Currywurst is overrated.0 -
Shut up!Currywurst is one of the most overrated foods around.0 -
I seriously hope he bites you in the nuts!!! Poor Renton.Baa
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Still wid mindNot really, looked quite firm. IMO.0 -
Her udders were dangling though!Yeah, shame Toyah's undergarments weren't dangling from it.
Thank you.0 -
[emoji23]You are right although the dirty scum along the road probably will cheat through this as well.0 -
Don't forget that money bags Grangemouth FC could source black market covid vaccines.The level headed amongst them have come to the fore (sadly and surprisingly) you still have absolute moon howlers like [mention=467]Shadwell Dog[/mention] - who says Falkirk are brilliantly run and don't need money - saying that it's a joke that the Championship hasn't had to close down too and it's not fair that Falkirk will have no income for 3 weeks.4 -
Not how I pictured him to be quite honest.I hear [mention=4731]Sergeant Wilson[/mention] is a narcissist now!
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Fucking weather chat!It's been colder than average this week but seemingly is going to warm up a bit next week.0 -
Not much, just philpy being a Lee Wallace.I've not posted or even browsed on here in a good few weeks due to a variety of boring reasons including finding myself addicted to online Scrabble. Have I missed anything interesting?1 -
.Aye call yourself a big club, more like a joke club no proper pitch protection. I just hope that we have a really cold January February and your two Bob club have numerous cancellations.
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@philpy you know what to do.My one pulled it right out the bag last night and this morning.
The other day, she decided to arrange a Hogmanay get together with our next door neighbours, who randomly happen to be a couple from Dumfries I’ve known since school. This was up until 7pm last night just as we were about to head next door, when she decided she wasn’t feeling well and wanted to go to bed. I made the point that she’d organised the plans, next door had made food and got drink etc so I was still going. This was all okay at the time as she was just going to bed, or so I thought. I rolled in at 6am and did the honourable thing and slept on the couch for a couple of hours. Turns out, she couldn’t sleep and had a miserable night lying in bed, while I had the audacity to enjoy myself at the night next door that she’d planned.4 -
I was thinking that guy Matt in the club shop.Haha! Boooooo!!! Total chodbin!*
*Obviously not! An exceptionally sound lad. He's done so much for the club as well. An utter hero. No sarcasm.
Always a bit slow to put his hand in his pocket when it's his turn to buy the round that boy!Matt in the club shop is a good guy.0 -
Please hurry.Why don't you come back?3 -
Oh and 18 pairs of Donnay ankle socks from my grandmother.
I know the very person to take them off your hands.
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Is that one of your vices, being into DIY?
From the wife. Lovely4 -
She wanted to know the name of her sister-in-law's husband? Her brother?She's writing out Christmas cards (for hand delivery round the village). "What do you call him?" "Who?", was my exasperated reply. Turned out she was wanting to know the name of her sister-in-law's husband. Why didn't she start the conversation that way?
(It started off with 3 cards - at my suggestion - the number is now growing by the minute.)1 -
What is the Japanese word for "footering"?I brought back a parrot that spoke Japanese and wound my German teacher up to no end when I secretly brought it into class in a bag.0 -
I imagine it will be. Probably something along the lines of "Frank conner is a w**k"I hope today's banner is something special.3 -
You're on the first round in Vienna Airport!Cologne to Vienna then Chisinau on 11th. Back via Frankfurt on the 13th.0 -
"Sammy the snake!"
"Sammy the snake? He's only got one eye"0
Out of the mouth of babes...
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