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    Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    in The General Nonsense Forum

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    Don't know how common this is so don't know if anyone can relate to it but it's happened to me a few times over the years and more frequently again recently as aux leads don't seem to stay tight for any length of time:
    For some reason the vehicle you're driving won't connect to your Bluetooth so you're driving along listening to tunes through your phone via an aux lead to your car stereo and go to change the tune but the slight movement in your phone means the super sensitive aux lead comes loose so you have re-insert the lead tightly and press play again but the fucking phone is locked so you have to try to enter your password while swerving all over the road trying to avoid pesky schoolkids then when you eventually open the phone and press play, the volume has gone back down on the phone so you go to put the volume back up but the phone is giving you a warning that listening at too high a volume causes your ears to fall off so you have to press OK that you understand the warning then go to put the volume back up then once you get all that sorted you put the phone back down to enjoy your music and as you gently place the phone back down the fucking aux lead comes loose again and you have to repeat the entire process. 
    I'm sure these aux lead manufacturers must use the cheapest most degradable materials so you have to buy a new one every 15 minutes. c***s. 
    Fucking punctuate man!
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    Calling Cards of Morons

    in The General Nonsense Forum

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    Saw an example of this on FB yesterday where somebody was asking where a photo was taken and there were lots of people singing their own praises about an answer one gave. "Yes!! That's what I thought!",  "Totally,  check us, great minds [emoji38]" etc etc as they all gave each other likes. 
    Naturally, I then wade in the correct answer and get all manner of shite until I post up the Streetview of the place in typical Hedgecutter fashion.  Funnily enough, all goes quiet (as a few comments suddenly disappear). And after that? Well, the game was mine. 
    Did you even provide the bus number and route to get to said place to further prove your point?
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    What will you do IF we win

    in Tartan Army Ramblings

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    Since we last qualified I've finished high school, lost my virginity, been to college and uni, had 2 kids, engaged to be married, had the snip, lived through a pandemic, worked numerous jobs, seen Dumbarton lift a league title, get to a national Cup final, play Hearts, Hibs, Dundee utd and Rangers in league duty, seen Scotland beat France home and away and still not qualify, seen the twin towers collapse, voted in a Scottish Independence referendum, leave the EU, Trump as Prez, and own a house.
    Fucking hell lads, just fucking qualify.
    CHOOSE LIFE
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