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Just wondered mate. Glad all are well! [emoji106]

That's still a fair auld trek from your bit though eh? I'm assuming yer son & family stay near you obviously...? If so is it not a good hour or so along A & B roads from Eyemouth across to Gala? Wasn't sure if there was any hospital closer, maybe Berwick way?

Great news buddy! Were they en-route to hospital when bambino decided to arrive? Where's the nearest hospital down your neck of the woods?

That's what I was going to say. Pretty sure you need to have a persons consent for the call to be recorded.

Your boss sounds like a p***k of the highest order. Do you plan to raise a grievance against him and use the recording of the call? Can you use it?

Is Oliver Burke playing?

A light flutter of sleet/snow at Broxden roundabout.

This is Laure Boulleau. She plays centre-half for PSG ladies. She also has Instagram. You're welcome, in advance.

I'm surprised it's not happened before now tbh. Same with Kerrang as well.

Aye, she is like. I properly fancy her. The missus makes fun of me when I'm all smitten with Aisling when she's on tv, says I look at the telly like a wee love-struck schoolboy! [emoji1] Reckon she's just jealous though.

Ah! [emoji1] Was it a punchy, throwy meet with the toddler or a juice spilling meet with the toddler?

How come you can't get them? Most of the originals are fairly easily found online.

Neither get a look in on Aisling Bea in the 'wid' or funny stakes for me. Not that I find Aisling Bea that funny mind you...

Actually raging that I didn't set this to record. Just got in from picking the bairn up from school & seen it was just finishing.

Fingers crossed.

I got taken aside at Dusseldorf airport and frisked then my boots taken away and x-rayed after the security guy scanned me with one of those hand-held devices. Quite an unnerving experience when security are seriously eyeballing you after being scanned. Tbf, it was a bit of a mad weekend and I'm guessing there might've been a wee trace of something for the weekend detected on my jacket

The tent was at the port in Rotterdam, with film from Marrakesh.

Bo'ness game. Home. Quick bite to eat. Shower. Suit on. Train into Edinburgh. Get pished.

Ah... Fair fux. Miss-read his post. ETA: Works Xmas night out tonight. Will be filling the hip flask with some Johnnie Walker Black Label Limited Edition. A lovely drop for anyone who hasn't tried it.

Aye, The Exploited's more my kind of stuff as well, big fan of thrash metal so their crossover punk/thrash appeals.

Wtf you on about?

I'm enjoying it but not taking it too seriously. It is what it is. Three old buffoons travelling round the globe driving some nice cars through some picturesque places being rather silly along the way. It's only on for an hour and most TV is pish these days anyway.

Don't be too hasty - Are the varieties of these bottles pretty common/still in production? If no, this could be a good thing. You can still make a no bad wee profit if you shop around for limited edition or more-so, small batch whiskies. The 'limited edition' bottles are a tricky market though. Just because it's 'limited edition' doesn't guarantee its value will increase with age. However, small batch whiskies are worth keeping an eye on. Following a bit of advice from my Papa, I bought a bottle of the special 1000 bottle run of MacAllan released to celebrate the wedding of William & Kate. Paid £200 for it in 2011. Last time I checked, it was going for about £1500 on the whisky auction sites. ETA: Just googled it and there's a bottle going for a little over 2K on Amazon.

So, Phil's operation has been cancelled and Lee's going to top himself... Lee will be registered as an organ donor and his young healthy liver will be cut from his warm newly dead carcass and turn out to be just the liver for Phil. Merry Christmas all.

He is, they just disowned him for 'Driving Home For Christmas'. He's just pretending to be a Smoggy. ETA: If it ain't Gazza and Lindesfarne, they ain't interested.