Sergeant Wilson

You can like or dislike astro pitches, but I can't understand being embarrassed by them.

Aye a girl I worked with married her dream man, but was seriously put off by his Smellie name. She insisted it was pronounced Smiley, but I don't think I ever used it. Oh we laughed! I say we...

It'll be somewhere like Vale of Leven at a guess.

Sell upstairs.

Did you bother breaking the earth up a bit? It looks like a badly filled pot hole.

Where? It's stones and a lollipop stick.

I think she's dead and he's stuffed her.

That's just the start of my problems.

Shite happens, then you die, then more shite happens.

I've spent 39 of my 45 working years toiling at the coal face in the service of Their Majesties. I'm beginning to think I might not find anything better.

Maybe they should team him up that gives 90%.

I don't listen to either. I've cancelled you out.

The ones on the telly, ya daftie.

No, it's Danny McGrain, Sturrock and Roughie.

Dead?

FIFE!

This thread prompted me to have this difficult conversation with my Mum, but the person that lives there now says she moved years ago.

Passenger whimpering in terror.

The whole point of the divisional structure is aspiration to play at the highest level. Raith are directly involved as their near the top now, others will be in that position soon.

Won't be going near it until B teams are gone.

Willie Nelson has put the beef on.

I'll take your word for it.

I take a more cynical view than you both. All decisions made by clubs are either directly of indirectly to increase revenue. Directly, they buy replica shirts to sell for a profit. Indirectly, they invite the local schools in free hoping the kids bring paying adults, or come back as paying customers themselves. This ends as soon as a negative, or even passive result is indicated on the balance sheet. Pitch hire, saves outlay for affiliate clubs and reduces the need for the parent club to subsidise. Non-affiliate clubs or customers pay the going rate.