buchan30

1. Man City 2. Liverpool 3. Tottenham 4. Arsenal 5. Man united 6. Chelsea 7. Leiceseter 8. Everton 9. West ham 10. Southampton 11. Watford 12. Norwich 13. Burnley 14. Crystal Palace 15. Wolves 16. Villa 17. Bournemouth 18. Brighton 19. Newcastle 20. Sheffield United

https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/fantasy-football/254166/fantasy-football-team-names-best-funniest/

Why have city not got a sponsor on their shirt?

Still more than we got for bates

https://www.football365.com/news/the-day-raith-rovers-took-the-lead-against-bayern Got a link to broddles talking fitbaw interview as well.

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records . Then the librarian told me I had to take it out before she called security.

Apparently helped by the pfa. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7298797/amp/Professional-Footballers-Association-rescue-Bolton-2m-loan.html

A female entertainer who works on the ship said: 'There was a person dressed as a clown and this upset the other passengers. Who the f**k is that wound up about stuff on a cruise ship of all places, that a person dressed as a clown “upsets” you.

Roaring back 8. Ochilview drift.

It missed out this classic

Dundee overall were the better side. We were the masters of our own downfall at times, 1st time i have seen us this season and mendy was brutal for the vast majority of that game. Wanted too much time on the ball, caught out of position several times and leaving big gaps that dundee nearly capitalised on. That aside, thought hendry played well, alongside mathews. I would possibly play anderson out wide over vitoria. Allan done well at points, holding the ball up and trying to bring midfield into it. Had we scored at 2-0, would have been an interesting last 20 minutes. As for the standard of referee, absolutely brutal, mendy had a better game than him. We always seem to get the shitiest of shite refs at home games. Not the reason we lost, but its good to have a moan about it. I must have missed what mcglynn was unhappy and ranting about. Seen him come on the pitch, but thought he was actually having a go at the team for giving the ball away so cheaply for the 1st.

Hiya Mrs Buchan30, hiya pal.

Laurence bassini saying he has been given 25 million by david sullivan to help buy bolton. Said that sullivan gave him it because of the bad publicity. Something doesn’t sit right with this, if he is needing that sort of cash to buy is he going to just have to continually borrow to fund the club? West ham fans will hit the roof as well, because that was cash could have spent on players.

I used to date the woman who is the voice of the speaking clock. She was so in love with me, until I cheated on her. Now she won't even give me the time of day.

Aye, was the league cup. Absolutely outmuscled bene for one of them. Was hoping to get down tonight but didn’t, going by reports we are looking good and confidence will be up.

Heard from a livi fan as well that his attitude isn’t great either, that won’t sit well with Mcglynn.

Got pulled over by a woman police officer. I asked her what's wrong,she screamed "NOTHING" Then stormed off

My grandfather drowned in a bowl of cheerios. Sadly and ironically we never got the chance to say goodbye.

Her admiiting she was wrong? Nope, you have lost me there.

United reached an agreement to sign bissaka https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/football/48770843

Anyone know If lewis allen is still on trial with us? Mcglynn seems to be doing a good job addressing the problem areas we had last year.

I think it will be someone along the lines of monk. Ashley will want someone who will work with next to no money.

Can’t hear me when i shout to her at the top of my voice from the kitchen or that, but can hear me when i mumble to myself in another room.

No, just had it as it comes.