We had a quality bomb "incident" too.
Bear in mind the fact that Faslane was only 3 miles up the road and, in the late 80s, the Irish Troubles were ongoing with regular bombs down south.
A slightly strange kid from a couple of years below us brought in a 'device' constructed of wires, plasticine and circuit boards etc. He left at the door of a guidance teacher he'd fallen out with. Cue mass evacuation of 1,000+ delighted kids and panicing teachers.
In a slightly sinister fashion, the kid just disappeared and was never heard from...
Oh, and on a different note, apparently Terri Green let you piss in her mouth.