PWL

Now, calm down boy. Your wife is a whore. At least you don't have to pay on a hourly rate. You pay on a life. Enjoy. I wish my wife had hobby....

Rangers fans can't even buy their replica strips yet we're swanning around in elegant DFC bath robes. #winning Me next week when mine arrives.

Poppy watch is brilliant. They also do Easter watch.

"She put up a bit of a struggle but I pushed her head down like this and managed to get the car boot closed"

I've liked the Justice for Pixie to keep updated. Reading the posts for an hour -this country is fecked. #teampixie

The standard of pics coming from Vienna's is making me think that they've overtaken The Loft as Scotland's premier nite spot/freak show. Forgot Dundee as the next P&B pub night. Should be Vienna's and everyone has to order one of those green goldfish bowls.

Good news guys #justiceforpixie

That too. I'm dragged a lot of directions at moment. #justiceforpixie

#TeamLincolnHearts

Yup. Had a wee look at the thread. It's a Facebook lynch mob obsessed with dogs. Am I right in saying that the facebook page it's on isn't even the dogs owner??? #teampixie

^not #teampixie

The 'girl' on the left has arms like a farm labourer..... (and no doubt a penis to match)

Yup. Very similar. He's getting too bitter. The anti- England stuff post their (highly amusing) exit got a bit too vitriolic even for me.

I've always found a strong correlation between those who have 'Christian' in there Twitter bio and utter cnuts.

Think we can safely say that's the only time brown bread will be used in connection with this staunch gentleman.

He's probably only 30 though. The staunch lifestyle ages a man.

Exactly this. It's like a weird Photoshop effort. 2 separate people.

Same estate as me. We had a second long flash of lightning and immediately after the loudest crack of thunder I've ever heard. I thought the windows were about to break. The family are all OK but roof is a mess.

Thought he came across as a really decent guy and a very interesting listen. Good work FF.

Is she about to pish in that bottle? And is 100% orange girl suffering from some sort of allergic reaction judging by those stupid lip?

The good. The bad And the ugly.

Pour out a Vitamin T for da Monkman (RIP-ish)

if it's new windows 10 one best put a film on. Mine was 2.5hrs and that's with decent fibre broadband. Notice zero difference with it either.