Arnold Layne

McQueen/Clarke/Jobs any fu<king Steve!

Archie > Steve

Merry Christmas Jags.

Glad career is working out Jordan.

I'm a pedant by nature. I will happily correct anyone's posts. I'm sure that was the first time I have replied to a Knightswood Jag post. See, there I go again. No, it's not. Oops, and again. I even do pedant jokes - Woman: "If you weren't so pedantic, we would have less arguments" Husband: "I think you mean fewer"

4/42 actually. Hope your maths teacher isn't reading this.

At least it's not Firhill Utility Check Stadium.

Moving on, it's match day at last. Time to get points on the board. Into them from minute 1, blow them away. 2 - 1 Jags. Safe journey and a happy afternoon to all the travelling fans.

I'm not particularly interested in Derek Young but I like the idea of Where Are They Now. I applaud your commitment to forging a career as a freelance journalist. Keep it up. Frankly, anyone who get excited about the appearance of a new post in a thread only to be disappointed by its content needs to get out more.

So, you actually want everyone on P&B and WAT to know that everything you post is self-obsessed, attention seeking bullshit?

Depends where he posts. KNIGHTSWOODISWONDERFUL

There's a young Jags fan who joined WAT around the same time that you joined P&B. Coincidentally, he also says he's from the 'Leafy West End' and his birthday is tomorrow. He's 20 though, not 13. Hope you both have a Happy Birthday.

United or City?

Very saddened to hear of the loss of your linesman. RIP Glen

Full Stops 0 Commas 8

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/1352654/partick-thistle-coventry-city-jordan-turnbull/

Yes, that was very funny.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-40705687 Rangers died RIP

Walter Mitty?

The red cap's quite loud.

Trialist?

Boy Wonderful was convinced.

Apologies, accountancy isn't my strong point. Could you explain 'tax-enhancing'?