Arnold Layne

And that concludes today's League Table for Dummies chapter.

I like Marmite

I asked my son about this. He's just completed his training as a St Andrews volunteer first aider. The main reason why medical staff don't run is that it causes an adrenaline rush which can impair reasoning and judgement. Every day is a school day.

You live in a street? How charming.

Maybe we could put one of our keepers on the wing. They must be good at something.

If Jakubiak is your solution, you're underestimating the problem.

Do you have the fear, Livi? Have you got enough to overcome free-scoring Thistle?

That's a euphemism, right?

Too busy munching pies ££££

Thanks. That's me sorted for my post-match victory w**k.

That's a lot of penalties!

What evidence do you have to support this assertion?

That's 1st and 10th established. Eight places to play for.

Well played Agents Docherty & Holt

Kallum Higginbotham tried it once for us. We were 3 - 0 down. Hit the crossbar...

If he does that, it will invite Ayr to attack us. We've been much more positive without Bannigan.

George Square isn't ideal, I know, but the police are wanting to run football specials into Queen Street and kettle fans from there. Makes sense, I suppose.

I believe there are talks scheduled for tomorrow with the council and police about a Fan Zone in George Square.

Unsavoury. Sweet!

And, in that period, have beaten the teams that finished 1st, 2nd & 3rd with an aggregate score of 8 - 1. Not dreadful by any means.

You must have had a good night! It's Saturday 6 May.

Congratulations Dundee.

Queens Dundee Thistle (win play offs) Morton Next season's Premiership renamed as the Glasgow Cup.

We need a strong performance tonight. Not just to get to the play offs but as a signal of intent for play off ties. Nobody should need a kick up the arse once they make it to the play offs but so often we've been woeful in them. I suspect, though, that this evening will play out as you suggest.